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# Memo to Magic donkey:
From: Roland E O'Dorant
To: The Magic Donkey
Date: 12th of Never
Subject: Quality control

I notice that recently your standards for what is deemed worthy of the accolade known as 'Front Page' seemed to have slipped.

Please could investigate this as a matter of urgency or I shall be forced to contact the magic glue factory.

Regards,

Roland E O'Dorant
Tunbridge Wells

PS Yes I know my name sounds like 'Roll on Deodorant'

Edit: You know what? I take it all back - my first FP was a pile of shit - Lesbian stamps indeed!

The magic donkey is actually a magic ass
(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 9:20, archived)
# a brief perusal of your FPs sir...
indicates that youre a cock.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 9:32, archived)
# Whoa! don't take it personally sonny boy
It's mildly amusing, but in my opinion not worthy of a FP. sorry

(I helped save b3ta! Roland E O'Dorant R Tape loading error, 0:1, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 9:49, archived)
# I'm just sensitive this morning.
bit hungover. sorry for angry response.

I agree it's not the best bit of shoppage, but I think it was the topical nature of the joke that got it there. There have been many others less worthy of FP. Just don't be such a little bitch so horrible.

Edit: Sorry. I'm a complete dick today.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:21, archived)
# hmm.
the "Just don't be such a little bitch" part spoilt that post...
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:38, archived)
# A brief perusal of your replies would indicate the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:37, archived)
# I know
Sorry for being such a dick.
As i said, I'm just insecure about my posts.

I promise to calm a bit and be nicer.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 11:56, archived)
# Hurrah!
come over here you big silly

*gives cuddle and ruffles hair*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:02, archived)
# *blushes* *grins*
*runs off to the sandpit*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 5 Dec 2006, 12:09, archived)