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still....boobies

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(I helped save b3ta! bazman, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:13, archived)
# if she was in the north sea
she'd probly have someones eye out.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:14, archived)
# mine
(hopefully)

go on DPK, post the cartoon, it makes me LARF!
(Mattyboy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:19, archived)
# what cartoon?
The "I would" cartoon?

I'm afraid I must save it for when it's really needed. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# OK
just thinking about it has made me chuckle though
(Mattyboy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# I remember surfing
in the North Sea once at midnight in January.
It was rather cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:20, archived)
# fool
i usually have a boxing day jaunt down to cornwall, however i have missed the last two, due to haveing to be with families.

but i am happy now as my good ladies parents now live about 30mins from the north coast of devon. YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:23, archived)
# Bloody hell
so do mine
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:26, archived)
# yay to that.
30 mins to the coast, what ever way you drive (unless it's the wrong way on the A30)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:27, archived)
# mine are at Hawill
30 mins if the old scrote is driving
about 15 mins if I'm driving

Woo to Bude and sand on ur bikkies !
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# North Tawton Massive
Yay to puttsborugh, croyd and woolacombe.

and secret spots i'm not gonna tell you about
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# it's the
Proppah Job jethro
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# YAY
to scrapheap challenge as well
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# Admit it....
you've lost the plot now avvent yah ?
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# YAY
for plot lossage.

do you surf BTW?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# uhm nope
can't even swim me
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# shame
fancy coming drowning then.

*Glub, Glub*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# apart
from Llewlyn who could do with a bullet half the time.
the other half just a slap would suffice
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# i've been for a swim in the southern ocean*
brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!

*the southern hemisphere's equivalent of the north sea
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:24, archived)
# compo entry
?
(I helped save b3ta! Dill, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:15, archived)
# I would..
..like to pass her a towel, so he doesn't catch a cold
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:22, archived)