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[challenge entry] These will
Either kill you or make you stronger...

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This must've been done before, but anyway...
Dont get me wrong, I like kebabs :)

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(jamena, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:28, archived)
# CO OP do some shplendid
frozen kebas that you microwave :o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:29, archived)
# Where's the
Rat Onna Stick?
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# Inna
Bun?

edit:

you like bun PLEASE?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# And I'm...
...cutting me own throat here.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# you aint the only one
squire
(CMOT Dibbler, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# So...
how much for the Brass Bridge then, squire?

/pratchett

Little known fact: Mr S Duck used to run the Pratchett Fan Club. *coff*
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# you're not
the Duck Man are you??
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:29, archived)
# I think you
were kind when you confined the contents to one type of meat...
(Dr Newstead, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# not enough
room to fit in all 37 types on the list I got back from forensics
(jamena, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:34, archived)
# Don't
I'm getting hungry now
(Dr Newstead, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# Aaaargh
don't do that, I had a chicken kebab at the weekend
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:30, archived)
# I had
two so I must be getting stronger :D
(jamena, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# woo
that's rather nice.

I haven't eaten a kebab for years. Literally. I think it has a horrible corrolation with the fact that I'm married and settling down.

Yikes!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:31, archived)
# I
have never eaten a kebab.

*pride*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# you know what?
i don't think i have ever seen a woman eat a kebab.
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# you're not going to the right websites
/borrows flanflinger's joke
(I helped save b3ta! PeterSeychelles, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# Perhaps you're just
meeting the right kind of women...
edit: or should that be wrong...
(jamena, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# I have - it was when
...umm, no, and the time that....errrrm....but surely back at uni...erm...

My God, you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# That would be the fact...
...that we have more sense coming into play again, then?
(psychobabble, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:00, archived)
# heh heh heh
...coooooooooooooould be.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I saw a woman
eat a kebab once. It was kind of a turn on.
(Reesy, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 11:33, archived)
# I suggest this establishment in Shepherd's Bush

(real pic)
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# *astonishment*
Good Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# you should have
kebabs at your wedding reception
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:40, archived)
# yes.
Except no.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:50, archived)
# could be a crafty money saving move
everything there, from kebabs to burgers is £1.99, which is why they call it food@£1.99. Unfortunately it all tastes of poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:52, archived)
# haha
shepherds bush
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:41, archived)
# I walk past that sign every day
on my way back from work and yes, it is real.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Istanbul kebab is
nice if you happen to be in Aberystwyth. Only one of my m8's has got food posioning from it.
(Reesy, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# I've never
eaten one either
(I helped save b3ta! Jadeviper was still alive on, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# ermm
does not the fact you're getting married mean you will be eating lots of kebab ? ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:33, archived)
# I am detecting
a subtle word-play based on the word "kebab" here.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# about a subtitle
as I usually am squire
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:39, archived)
# hmm?


and with that, I bid you all adieu

Homeward bound, maintenant.
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:43, archived)
# I was pooing liquid for two days
after a hummus kebab the other week. nasty. and I had client meeting to go to. I sat there sweating and praying.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:32, archived)
# Nicey's not allowed
to eat them any more after a particularly nasty incident when I was forced to leave him and go home by myself..
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:35, archived)
# details
c'mon give us the stinky details.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:36, archived)
# It was horrible
that is all I can remember. I have blanked the details from my mind.
(I helped save b3ta! Wifey, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:57, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! SuperMatt, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:37, archived)
# I had some kebab meat for the first time ever last week.
I don't see what people see in it! It's not very nice.

Do I need to be drunk or something?
(I helped save b3ta! bigdave, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:38, archived)
# Absolutely fucking
hammered. They're not too nice even then.

Smothering in chile (sp?) sauce and garlic mayo helps take away the bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 17:48, archived)
# I asked them
to put kebab sauce on the one time. They told me it didnt exist. I cried for days.
(Reesy, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 11:40, archived)