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[challenge entry] trust the NHS. Go on. It's not like you have a choice. Is it?

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(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 21:58, archived)
# tighten up
with the spelling, else i'll
get me whip out.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 21:59, archived)
# maybe that's why
he does it
(Chorlton, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# and trashcan will whip something else out.
I suspect.
There may be a cloud of rancorous nadfug.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# i deny everything.
would you like to see my cock?
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# oh please
there's no need to stoop to these levels.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# i can suggest a level you could stoop to
if you'd like a closer look. ;-)

(sorry, i seem to be coming over all Pete Townshend.)

(oh god.....)
(I helped save b3ta! trashcanglam, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:04, archived)
# I'd rather not thanks.
you can turn that webcam off.
(I helped save b3ta! chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# OH YOU TEASE!
every time.
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:07, archived)
# aminal doctors!
yay, mr pizza
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:00, archived)
# nasty case of stripes
he's got there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:01, archived)
# i think he has the measles
:)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# If that's the measles
then it must be a BUPA hospital, surely?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# that
makes perfect sense, somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:05, archived)
# i do believe that it is
"the stripes"
(I helped save b3ta! Rainman, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:53, archived)
# well y'do...but...
multiple personality disorder is it mate? woooo, dunno mate, it'll cost ya ,an i can't do it till tuesday,...sorry.
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# That Dr will
have the last laugh! - top pic Pickle! wooo! :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:02, archived)
# yay yay!
i went to docs with a thing that's been afflicting me for a year... they said come back in two weeks... we will get you an ultrasound and do tests (abdominal shit)... two months later they send me a letter saying i have an appointment in three months time... hope it;s not serious eh! CNUTS
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:03, archived)
# If you'd been to the docs 6 months ago
it would all be solved by now. If it was serious you'd be in hospital now.

Good pic, too.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# as i said to the 2nd doc
if i had know before i got ill it would've all been so much easier...

she gave me mega painkillers and IBS (iritable bowel syndrome) meds and said... i don't think that's what it is, but see if it helps... and i said, hmmmmmmm how am i going to know if it helps if i am on fuck off painkillers?!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:11, archived)
# General abdo pain
is a sod. Often it goes away by itself, so a decent length of waiting list saves the NHS money. A year seems a bit long, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:15, archived)
# well
i wouldnae have gone and wasted my time and theirs if i didn't think it serious eh.. i did wait a year!

:) anyway fuck 'em, will have bupa soon and then i can pay for being sick but get treated a bit quicker.
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:18, archived)
# Pre-existing condition
I'm afraid.
(I helped save b3ta! Uncle Joe, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:19, archived)
# grr
bastsmuttermumbletwats.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:09, archived)
# indeed
*hugs* hello!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 22:13, archived)