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[challenge entry] Back to the old school,

never seemed to be me though.

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(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:27, archived)
# sex on ecstacy?
nigh on impossible!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:29, archived)
# ecstacy
and
viagra

That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# I've always wondered what it would be like
off your tits on speed and viagra

sadly my ahstma stops such fun
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)
# mind piss
sssssssssssss
(I helped save b3ta! Bud Muhnquai Update your profile or fuck off, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# If it weren't for the fact that I'm a nice guy
I'd like to see what happens if you give someone Senokot and speed.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:32, archived)
# explosive
squits
(I helped save b3ta! JJ, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:33, archived)
# rusty water arse cannon
(I helped save b3ta! FlanFlinger 🥧, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:34, archived)
# don't make me repost my
arse-explosion cure again.....
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:48, archived)
# oh come on!
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! clangers, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:31, archived)
# i know
alwyas seemed to end up in a game of "dead flies" for me

i.e. laid on your back with legs in air shaking as sporadically as you were laughing
(I helped save b3ta! armaitus Sheep Casings!, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:36, archived)
# been doing that for years...
my trainers had fuck all to do with it!
(carlos the jackhandle, Mon 13 Jan 2003, 23:30, archived)