'white christmas' has been re-defined by the bookmakers
after a plot to throw snow out of a helicopter above the weather stations was uncovered.
It now only applies to 'snow that occurs naturally'.
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Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:15,
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It now only applies to 'snow that occurs naturally'.
we were talking about this at work last night
my idea to leave an inflatable shark near the weather station to ward off potential choppers fell on deaf ears.
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Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:20,
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i heard
that all you need is a length of terracotta pipe an a tortoise. between them the have a range of 50 yards and can take down a helicopter.
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Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:22,
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