'white christmas' has been re-defined by the bookmakersafter a plot to throw snow out of a helicopter above the weather stations was uncovered.
It now only applies to 'snow that occurs naturally'.
(It now only applies to 'snow that occurs naturally'.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:15,
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we were talking about this at work last nightmy idea to leave an inflatable shark near the weather station to ward off potential choppers fell on deaf ears.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:20,
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i heardthat all you need is a length of terracotta pipe an a tortoise. between them the have a range of 50 yards and can take down a helicopter.
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Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:22,
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2 bags of sprouts and a fat man.both of which are easily obtainable in this festive season.
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 24 Dec 2006, 9:25,
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