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[challenge entry] it's not really

but i'm lacking hummus today

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(kungfustu, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)
# I had one of those for lunch
the piza flavour.
and I was particularly fithy with it cos I ate it without my t-shirt on, having just showered and drying off.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:37, archived)
# hell
and no return.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:39, archived)
# phwoar!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you know don't ya!
there's one in the cupboard for you next time you come to visit.
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)
# every time
i have a pot noodle i spill half of it down me. it's a fact of nature as far as I'm concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I nearly always
put too much water in and I get this horrible soup at the end.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# another good reason
to eat it after and before a shower. two are often needed where mangos and potdoodah's are concerned
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# Its a sad state
of affairs when you find yourself thinking 'Shall I have my shower now, or shall I gave it after I eat my Pot Noodle?'.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# true
i think it's best to have it in the shower, busy, busy, busy
(kungfustu, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# have you considered
using a spoon/fork/spork to eat it with?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# I get too overexcited and have to eat it
straight away. it's too hot to use a spork as the water would burn my sensitive tongue :(
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# A spoon?
GET OUT!





OUT!
(Moo Lefty Drinking From His Own Udders since, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:45, archived)
# what about chopsticks?
Why did the chinese invent chopsticks to eat rice??? For one of the most intelligent races thay certainly got that one wrong.
(kungfustu, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:49, archived)
# one of the most intelligent races?
they dismissed machines as only being useful for toys! the silly sods!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:50, archived)
# well
I only ever play with my machines!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:54, archived)
# *buzzz buzzz*
we don't want to hear about that! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:56, archived)
# aye but i mean the ancient ones
y'know gunpowder, maths, numerical fast food menus etc.
(kungfustu, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:55, archived)
# oops
I had that on my screen just as a french customer came in to see me...

*DOH!*
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:42, archived)
# hee hee
did they ask to buy a pot noodle then?
(kungfustu, Tue 14 Jan 2003, 16:46, archived)