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[challenge entry] not too sure why painspotting


it was the only thing that rhymed :/

From the Join The Army! challenge. See all 274 entries (closed)

(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:16, archived)
# ha
war.
(I helped save b3ta! Paedosmile service with a grin., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)
# HUH!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)
# what is it good for?
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:17, archived)
# Killing gooks.
Obviously.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)
# you dont need to be in a war to do that though
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Yeah, but it's more fun. If you're not in the army there wont be other people trying to do the same thing
therefore you cannot keep score.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)
# RASICM ON B#TA.COM NUMBER 3567:
USER MASTER OF TURNUPS REFEARD TO PEOPLE OF VIETNAMESE HERITAGE BY THE DEROGITORY SLUR OF "GOOKS". THE REPORT HAS BEEN FILED BY DOCTOR DYSLEXIA.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Ab-So-Lute-Ley...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)
# a button mushroom
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)
# button mushroom


was better in my mind
(I helped save b3ta! .o0o.o0o.o0o. that's better, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 21:55, archived)
# ridding Europe of a genocidal megalomaniac called Hitler
for starters
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:20, archived)
# Yeah, but, ...


he started it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)
# technically we did
we declared war on Germany because they refused to leave Poland :-)
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)
# But wasn't invading Poland
like an act of war?
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)
# depends, i bet poland wanted it really
the slut
(Giggedy_Giggedy, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)
# We didn't start it, they started it!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)
# Don't mention the war
Let's have a chevron instead
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)
# three replies in
and godwin's law still holds good
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)
# ^ris?
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)
#
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin's_law
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)
# though that only applies to analogies
so i'm talking poo
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)
# to be honest
i just wanted to show off something i'd read. and i got that wrong. *sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)
# pffft!
I did not know that!

/will now bore the internet illiterate at work
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)
# I prefer Brannigan's law
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)
# which is.....
[new thread! new thread!]
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)
# Brannigan's Law is like Brannigan's love...
Hard and Fast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)
# arf
(I helped save b3ta! Fire & Forget it's the only way to be sure, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)
# pfffffft!
i love futurama
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)
# that's french for breadspotting you know
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:18, archived)
# Choose the air force
You get to kill BBC people from the comfort of an A-10!*


*USAF only
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:19, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:21, archived)
# Is it just me or is Dave getting worse?
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Worse than what?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:22, archived)
# Before.
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:23, archived)
# Before what?
Or do you even know what?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)
# *head desk*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Is it you who broke my desk then?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)
# Possibly.
What do you think?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)
# No b3tan has ever touched this desk but me
So, no
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:31, archived)
# So why ask?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)
# he is a tad more irritable of late.
aren't you dave.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)
# Don't ask me any questions
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)
# Not just you.
Oh no.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:24, archived)
# and everything we say
just makes him bigger and more monsterous!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:25, archived)
# i for one welcome our new davey overlord
the 27 stands for guevara, you know
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)
# What?
*launches missiles*
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)
# *snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:27, archived)
# At times, it almost as if people are talking about me
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:26, archived)
# Those are the voices, Dave.
Those pink tablets make them go away. take them now.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:28, archived)
# I think you mean the ignore button
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)
# That too.
Click away :)

As recommended by site owners everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)
# almost, but not quite
this is called typing, it's very different to talking which involves the use of the vocal chords.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:29, archived)
# Something to do with me being davew27
Not me? Davew27 is some weirdo on the internet

I'm getting really good at talking rubbish now, aren't I?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:30, archived)
# You are truly losing it.
"People currently on ignore:
none

People previously ignored:
teh veiny shaft
OMGWTFBBQ
HappyToast
Master Of Turnips
prodigy69 (ignored thrice)
wastedindustry

(Please note: All users currently on ignore, will be unignored after an hour or two)"
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:32, archived)
# What is/was it?
I czantegwarnsdthreljbnfikjnianbreakjanbkjbarnkbrardkkrknbgra
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:33, archived)
# hang on, what did I do? :(
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:34, archived)
# Dunno, it's from davey's profile
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)
# Oh I see.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)
# I can't remember
It must have been days ago now
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)
# I'm on his ignore list?
so how is he replying to my posts?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:35, archived)
# I've unignored you since?
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:36, archived)
# what's the point of ignoring for a couple of hours??
If you're going to do it do it properly.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)
# Because I ignored you when you were annoying me
You haven't annoyed me much recently, and you posted an excellent animation earlier
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:40, archived)
# Rubbish
about the animation anyway
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:47, archived)
# You were
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:37, archived)
# He showed mercy and set you free
Must make him feel like God or something, maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:39, archived)
# Rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 20:42, archived)
# finally!
a list i actually want to be on!
(I helped save b3ta! TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?, Thu 11 Jan 2007, 21:11, archived)