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[challenge entry] Yay for Powder


pig for big!

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(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:03, archived)
# clever...
thread jack.....

our work is currently being flooded by the mens loos.....yuk
smelly blergh!
(Squishie, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# shit
happens
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# lucky you have any toilets
for some reason there are none in our 6th form,
they locked them for good or something.
They were crap before, no bog roll, no locks, urinals blocked and stuff.
Why can schools get away with it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# In my school they did that and someone
nicked the headmistresses handbag and curled a Richard in it and left outside her office
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# A Richard?
From this point on, all of mine will be called "Richards"
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# from "Richard the Third"..
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:15, archived)
# Robert Mitchum was expelled
for shitting in a teacher's hat.
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:23, archived)
# shurely
it was the shit that was expelled?

/duffle
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:43, archived)
# ewwww!
the worst we ever did was place a fish in the storage heater for the next year when we left...yum warm fish smell....:(
(Squishie, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:13, archived)
# A mate of mine
let off a timed paint bomb in the school common room, you could hear the explosion for miles around
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# My school was next to a TA Centre
Whenever there was a maths test, or some such, the IRA would choose that time to phone the police, claiming they'd planted a bomb. Terrorists, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Geordie Al, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# i knew it
terrorists are all around us, even in our school classes.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:24, archived)
# They can't
Call in the council
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# what he said
they must provide toilet facilities. They should be closed if they can't.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Drink, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# well, we can use the year 10's toilet
which has no locks and if i have a shit i'll probably get put on one of 'those' registers
for people like pete townsend.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# someone at my school
did a dump that was so long it started in the u bend and came right up the side of the bowl, over the lip where the fulsh water comes out, i.e. they must have had to stand while pooing.

A friend constructed a little flag from a cocktail stick and a post - it note saying 'you should shit for england' and stuck it in and it there it stayed for about 2 days.

thought you might like to know.
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:21, archived)
# hahahaha
lovely.
Now, reproduce that story in graphic form.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:25, archived)
# that's your lot!
(I helped save b3ta! jazzman, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:34, archived)
# go work in martlesham
the entire area smells like a pig farm for most of the summer.

except when the wind changes direction of course. then it smells like the household waste site.
(I helped save b3ta! Sack Sack - Norfolks laziest, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# i don't condone that at all
it belongs over at P0pB!t#.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:05, archived)
# What about
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Haha!
Crackofoil(tm), for all your hard drug needs
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# I wouldnt...
know anything about that *cough, cough*
(My Name Here, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:06, archived)
# I also
*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:07, archived)
# Remember,
drugs are cool.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# I'll try
but my short term whatsit is a bit doodah
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:11, archived)
# Ah excellent,
shame theyre not free too.
(My Name Here, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)
# I was being
ironic.
Anyone like Slipknot, they r0x.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:14, archived)
# I know
.
(My Name Here, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:16, archived)
# Fairy
nuff.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:19, archived)
# drug use is neither big nor clever
which is why i'm 4ft tall with an iq of 57

anyway - screw you guys, i'm going home.

god bless the 7.30-4 shift

(andysith vs. the becardiganed mousethra. EEK, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:08, archived)
# Hmmmm
*checks bank account for £50*
(Monk3yspunkmop3d throws grenades, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:09, archived)
# You still pay £50
it better be good or so a mate of a mate told me once in the pub that I don't go to anymore
(dapthechap probably has this as a status on facebook, Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:10, archived)
# Hmmm...
(Slick Stick (now anti +... and back), Wed 15 Jan 2003, 16:12, archived)