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# I liked the episode where the Nazis marched every 10th person into the town square
and machine gunned them.

How I laughed and laughed and laaaaaaaaaaaaaarfed.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:52, archived)
# hahah
those crazy nazis!

always machine gunning!

and then they ran out of bullets!

ha! the joke was on them!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:54, archived)
# Ah, those silly nazis.
Silly, silly nazis.
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:55, archived)
# "Gruuuuber!"
"ver are all ze machine gun bullets"

"vell Herr Kapitan, ve haf shot so many ve haf run out"

"Gruuuuber"

Classic British comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 9:57, archived)
# the sad part is, it's true, it rates up there with the classic
Soldier at a guard post, hears a sound
"Who goes there? Are you friend or foe?"
"Ahh zee breeteesh tommy, we are ze friend" *giggles*
"Oh right, mind how you go! I'll make you a nice cuppa tea"
"Oh mein gott! We is surrender!!!"
"blimey! Turned out nice again!"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Thats EXACTLY what the second world war was like.
My Grandfather told me it was hell on earth, but we never listen to him as he smells of piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 10:10, archived)
# yes
I'm pitching it as a miniseries right now

it'll contain nonstop factual accuracy as demonstrated above
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Thu 18 Jan 2007, 10:11, archived)