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# vanessa paradis
*cums in pants*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:40, archived)
# Meh, I guess.
Would only be a little *spluff* though. nothing epic.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:41, archived)
# You can have her
If I can have Johnny. So I can dress him up as Cpt Jack (as he really should be dressed all the time)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:42, archived)
# he's about 70
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:43, archived)
# You're talking to the woman who fancies Alan Rickman, Bill Nighy and Lemmy.
Compared to most of the men I like he's a spring chicky.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# i understand the alan rickman thing, and to a point the bill nighy 'dad'ness
but lemmy is a mongo
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# He's sexy
I don't know, I just really, really would.

Plus he's got to be good in bed. All that practice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:46, archived)
# i imagine he's a very selfish lover
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# as long as he holds me down by my neck and calls me names I don't care
(you'd have to be dominated by him, I couldn't be the dom with Lemmy)

Right, ciggy time
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:49, archived)
# my lady wife fancies johnny depp too.
the big nancy that he is
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:48, archived)
# He's very nice when he's a pirate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# Is it the bad-boy image?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:51, archived)
# No, it's the dark eyes and dreadlocks thing, I think
That's pretty much the manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# I think you'd be hard pressed to find a girl that doesn't
Its when they like Russel Brand that I can't work out
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:50, archived)
# and boy for that matter
i have asked many straight men that if they absolutely had to kiss/shag a bloke, it would be johnny. every time. over the last 10+ years...
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:54, archived)
# absolutely
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:04, archived)
# bill nighty 'dad'ness?
no, that would be the caddish swagger, mumbling and sexily craggy face.
dad? *brrrr*. creepy.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:52, archived)
# And we have a winner...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:58, archived)
# saw 'notes on a scandal'
my friend drooled over the young irish chap. i made 'mm, yes' noises, whilst secretly drooling over mr nighy.
hurrah!
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 15:12, archived)
# And probabily gay
*May contain jelousy. Wheres my fcuking fanbase of legions of screaming ladies? Bah
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:44, archived)
# As long as he wants to prove he isn't, that's fine by me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 22 Jan 2007, 14:45, archived)