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[challenge entry] I know strictly speaking it's not an advert but...
It speaks the truuuuuuuuth

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(I helped save b3ta! shavedchimp something something oranges something, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:50, archived)
# hahahahaha
fab. i can't stand that show, it is one of the few things on television i actually find offensive.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# it's good to offend though
and these working class types can be soooo scruffy and smelly don't you think?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# I hate povos
I've got lots of money me.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# i shall cancel my
cheque to the b3ta fund then, you are abviously rolling in filthy lucre.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# nah.
I just wanted to use the word "povos" because it makes me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# cheque will be uncancelled
shortly (most probly at the end of the month when i have some money)
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i like
watching you've been framed just so i can see them fall over.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# I liked the news story
after someone made a complaint. ITV said that they showed enough of the clips to prove that nobody got really hurt. ITN screened the story with repeated clips of a five-year-old being smacked in the face with a door.
I laughed till I hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I love them, quality entertainment
as was Anne what'serface telling some bird she had saggy tits on the weakest link last night. (I actually felt sorry for the bird though)
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I love them too.
I do think it's a bit harsh my sister got two copies of that book for Christmas, though.

*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# both
from you?
(I helped save b3ta! isthisyou?, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:00, archived)
# nope!
Just the one from me. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:05, archived)
# once thought
they were on granada style or some such cable shite and the thin one was wearing a top that revealed her nips whenever she bent over. i liked it anyway. mornin' all.
(I helped save b3ta! stouffer, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# I clearly misread that...
I was thinking "How can a top hat reveal her nips?"
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# hahahah
that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# two words
screen captures?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# I hate them
it was from idiots like them that the internet needed saving. Do you remember their online business? They spunked millions - and walked away with their own TV show.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:52, archived)
# what are you wearing?
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# chanel number 5
.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# Poor man's ITV
oh chanel 5.

Yoink!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# these are the jokes folks
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# i am wearing
jeams and a t-shirt and a belt and some boxers and some socks and some shoes and some glasses and a watch and an expression of distaste.
(I helped save b3ta! mikeisbrill, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# Well
Said. When will people realise that striving
to look a certain way, or give off a certain
impression to other people just isn't going
to ultimately make you happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:55, archived)
# what's happiness got to do with it?
we're TV vampires.
(I helped save b3ta! Fat Boab of dailyreckless.com fame, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
#
*strips off clothes*
Away you shackles of insecurity!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# Fnurgh...
** frantically tries to connect to www.bananacam.com **
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:04, archived)
# Never knew they had a business on the internet
I did wonder why people should accept what they say as some kind of gurus of taste.

That said, the people on the show need all the help they can get.
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:57, archived)
# type "Ready 2 Shop" into google
for their dirty past.
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:59, archived)
# but its all down to a clever selection process
designed to make them look good...

Didn't they get drugged and robbed at Cannes last year?
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:01, archived)
# indeed they did
and i pawned the lot of it, made a fortune.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# I would
though
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:53, archived)
# Eeeeewwwww!
unclean!
(I helped save b3ta! gurningchimp, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:58, archived)
# Come on
if they swapped tits......
(I helped save b3ta! WD-39, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:02, archived)
# well
as long as it was nice clean stitching with little scar tissue.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:10, archived)
# heh!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:54, archived)
# hahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 11:56, archived)
# that is quite possibly...
..my new favourite thing in the world.
(krull, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:03, archived)
# your name
is quite simply excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 16 Jan 2003, 12:06, archived)