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(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:44, archived)
# *spluffs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
# Haha POW
*Spluffs like krakatoa*
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] BACARDI BEEZER!
woo

(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:59, archived)
# hahahahahahahahah
brilliant

*wants to click 'i like this'* :(
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:01, archived)
# Well I'll let you if you're really good.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# gimme the motherfucking link then
*impatient*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# I would, but my shopping is so bad, they've taken that link away.
Just notices the lacking of the afore mentioned.

:*(
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# did you not ever post it in a new thread then?
shame - could have clicked it then. You could always falsely compo it... that would make an 'i like this' option appear :P
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# try this
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
# CHear
Yeah but quite late.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Arrgh
I cannot believe I recognised the tubgirl arc of erm... "liquid". I'm going now.

WYH for the pic btw.
(I helped save b3ta! bowdie, Wed 31 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
# That stuff tastes of sweet vomit, and smells of it too.
I don't know how girls can get through so much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
# chavs will drink any type of swill, as long as it gets them drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Not for me. I go for three set genres.
Real ale, red wine and single malt.

Yes, I am someone's dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i'm going to buy you a pipe for your birthday
and some slippers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# but you're not a chav.
or are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I own one pair of trousers with stripes
And there's only two stripes. And they're my painting trousers.

So no, not chav. Metaller. Kind of the antichav.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# that answers your question then.
breezer=chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I'm with you there
apart from the malt. Although credit to you for it being single malt, but it's just not my thing.

Except maybe aged in sherry casks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# It's a taste you either love or hate, I think.
Like sour mash bourbon- I love it but I know a lot who hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# sour mash I like
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Erm
you're a girl too, you should know :)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# Not one of those ones though.
And I'm only really girl shaped, mentally I'm quite masculine.

well, I say that, but I get very excited by 50s peep toed slingbacks. They're just so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# See, shoes do nothing for me
I can't be a real girl either. Also, I can use a computer, have a science degree and cannot giggle convincingly.

Oh god I'm a man and a geeky man too!

*weeps manfully*
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# but you have a cracking arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha, thanks
Actually I quite like lip balm and false nails. I also like my corset and pretty colours.

Perhaps I am a real girl.
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# a geek brain in a girl's body...
*is in love*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# You're not a man, I've seen you and you're not man shaped.
Plus you turned yourself inside out and found a baby, so you can't be.

I'm very imressed though- a science degree. I wish I had a degree, I don't mind what kind. What kind of science?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Microbiology
I've got a published peer-reviewed paper too!

(Development and Application of an Assay for Uranyl Complexation by Fungal Metabolites, Including Siderophores)
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# I understood all the words of 3 letters and less.
I am mightily impressed though. Whattagal.

(corsets are fantastic, I have a few myself!)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# you have to wear the matching gloves
and hat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Breezer or spunk?
Does pineapple breezer make spunk taste of pineapple in the same way that actual pineapple does?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Does it?
I never knew that!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# Apparently not \/ \/
Vic Reeves was doing a programme on sex and food the other day, but I missed the bit on what makes spunk taste better.

Sugar puffs I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I don't know if it was directly attributed
but the ex with the nicest tasted fluids ws obsessed with petit filous. He'd go through a pack a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# actual pineapple doesn't work either.
My ex used to drink a pink of pineapple juice a day and it still tastes like salty musty phlegm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# bicardi breezer squeezer!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yay
a proper compo entry!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
# yeah, I was going to point that out
but I'm not that much of a cunt...

oh wait...

yes I am
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
# I'm not certain that is pineapple flavour
Have a woo for your trouble, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:48, archived)
# I can cum better than that
otherwise WOO
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# where have you been?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
# feltching turds from his own withering balloon knot
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Yeh, but I meant where has he been
except for the usual

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(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# STOP WATCHING ME!
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# I can't help it!!!1
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# *hypnotises*
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# feltching turds from my own withering balloon knot
and knitting
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:18, archived)
# Braw!
That stuff makes the ladies fight each other.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Been to Budzbar again Duke?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:58, archived)
# It's been a while,
I need to go back and pick up one of their lovely lassies.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)