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# That stuff tastes of sweet vomit, and smells of it too.
I don't know how girls can get through so much of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:46, archived)
# chavs will drink any type of swill, as long as it gets them drunk.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:49, archived)
# Not for me. I go for three set genres.
Real ale, red wine and single malt.

Yes, I am someone's dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# i'm going to buy you a pipe for your birthday
and some slippers
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:52, archived)
# but you're not a chav.
or are you?
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:55, archived)
# I own one pair of trousers with stripes
And there's only two stripes. And they're my painting trousers.

So no, not chav. Metaller. Kind of the antichav.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:57, archived)
# that answers your question then.
breezer=chavs.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:00, archived)
# I'm with you there
apart from the malt. Although credit to you for it being single malt, but it's just not my thing.

Except maybe aged in sherry casks.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# It's a taste you either love or hate, I think.
Like sour mash bourbon- I love it but I know a lot who hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:02, archived)
# sour mash I like
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Erm
you're a girl too, you should know :)
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# Not one of those ones though.
And I'm only really girl shaped, mentally I'm quite masculine.

well, I say that, but I get very excited by 50s peep toed slingbacks. They're just so cute.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:50, archived)
# See, shoes do nothing for me
I can't be a real girl either. Also, I can use a computer, have a science degree and cannot giggle convincingly.

Oh god I'm a man and a geeky man too!

*weeps manfully*
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# but you have a cracking arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:54, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Hahaha, thanks
Actually I quite like lip balm and false nails. I also like my corset and pretty colours.

Perhaps I am a real girl.
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# a geek brain in a girl's body...
*is in love*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# You're not a man, I've seen you and you're not man shaped.
Plus you turned yourself inside out and found a baby, so you can't be.

I'm very imressed though- a science degree. I wish I had a degree, I don't mind what kind. What kind of science?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:56, archived)
# Microbiology
I've got a published peer-reviewed paper too!

(Development and Application of an Assay for Uranyl Complexation by Fungal Metabolites, Including Siderophores)
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# I understood all the words of 3 letters and less.
I am mightily impressed though. Whattagal.

(corsets are fantastic, I have a few myself!)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# me too!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# you have to wear the matching gloves
and hat
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Breezer or spunk?
Does pineapple breezer make spunk taste of pineapple in the same way that actual pineapple does?
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 13:53, archived)
# Does it?
I never knew that!
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# Apparently not \/ \/
Vic Reeves was doing a programme on sex and food the other day, but I missed the bit on what makes spunk taste better.

Sugar puffs I shouldn't wonder.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I don't know if it was directly attributed
but the ex with the nicest tasted fluids ws obsessed with petit filous. He'd go through a pack a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# actual pineapple doesn't work either.
My ex used to drink a pink of pineapple juice a day and it still tastes like salty musty phlegm.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)