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# Ohhh.. Women have Orgasms...?
*Writes in Notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# All the women I've played with.
*pimp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# You must be good at tennis...

/Widest-of-wide-eyed-innocents.org
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# do you approach the sausage and oyster buffet with a large plate?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I do.
To be honest, I'm more of a seafood fan, but I'll have a sausage if it's a particularly nice one.

I'm....er...marrying a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that could be a mistake
i'd counsel marrying a human
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Pfft, humans have 'opinions' and 'feelings' and 'restraining orders'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# you don't hear people going on about "sausage rights"
treat 'em mean!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
sausage black pudding

;)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# :D are you being a racialist?
He is my black pudding, I suppose. Even if he is only half black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i'm not a racismalist... i like all of the breakfast foods...
:)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahah
tea, meet keyboard
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# not really...
its a myth... like the g-spot... or this equality thing.... silly wimmins!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# G-Spot?
*Rubbing head manically*
Equality...?

Hmmm... Seems I should go outside more often...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# especially so
If its your head youve been rubbing.

Try a couple of lubed fingers up your tradesmans
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I Tried that.. Neither of the Tradesmen were best Pleased...
Hmmm... But they were gas Fitters...
Would Electricians be more appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :)
tradesmans tradesman's
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Their you go
I new a pedant couldnt resist.

Your the one to be called a pedant
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *melts*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)