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[challenge entry] mull

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(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:03, archived)
# did the earth move for you as well?
*lights ciggie*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# ris?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# bottom of the pic looks a bit like a knob/ball sack ...and it's rising
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# oh
ok
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
# its the old ITC thing
Of only being allowed to show a willy on TV if its at a lower angle than the mull of kintyre
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# boioioioioioioiong!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# Why am I looking at your planet?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:04, archived)
# is there an image hidden that i can't see or did "the earth move"?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
# bottom middle.
cock.



That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# Look at the knob shaped islands

(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I think this is supposed to be it
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# tenuous methinks...
:)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
# O'REILLY?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# hahahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# why are you replying to yourself?
/stirring
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# you might ask yourself the same question
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# don't you mean
'/obvious'
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# i know you are, but what am i?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# mugatu
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# aaaaaargh!
*dyes hair*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# but you are a ging anyway!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# It's the 3 M'sketeers!
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# Actually its a man being chased by a dinosaur


Then he's caught and thrown into the air

*edit* Worst euphemism ever
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Heheh reminds me of
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:05, archived)
# rolfaroo and a koala
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# OK:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# pffft
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# Why is Europe Blushing...
The Tart Loves it Really...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# often when a woman reaches orgasm a flushed red patch will appear on her chest for a few seconds.
Or it could be blushing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
# that can soon be remedied with a shower of spunk
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# it's bruising....
where i have to hold them down!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:10, archived)
# That's why the rest of us civilised people
Get a friend to hold them down for us. You can take turns that way.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# And then one of you can be the look out while the other chucks the body into the Thames.
magic.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# that process is best conducted at several intervals over a period of a week
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# what so put body in car, wait a day. drive onto bridge, wait a day. put body on barrier, wait a day
THEN tip?

I'd be far too scared of the po-lice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Ha reminds me of a local paper story in the Camden Weekly Journel
Body found in seven big bags in Camden Lock.

Police unsure of cause of death.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# maybe her boyfriend broke up with her and she FELL TO PIECES!
arf!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# fuck it... i think you're a hoot!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:40, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 17:29, archived)
# NO!
Being a good old fashioned Londoners we'd only use out extensive and wonderful collection of canals!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# But then you'll attract whales
They are drawn to the scent of rape victims

Ninja-Edit before someone notices a dropped C
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# hahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:16, archived)
# Ohhh.. Women have Orgasms...?
*Writes in Notebook*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# All the women I've played with.
*pimp*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:12, archived)
# You must be good at tennis...

/Widest-of-wide-eyed-innocents.org
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# do you approach the sausage and oyster buffet with a large plate?
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# I do.
To be honest, I'm more of a seafood fan, but I'll have a sausage if it's a particularly nice one.

I'm....er...marrying a sausage.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# that could be a mistake
i'd counsel marrying a human
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:21, archived)
# Pfft, humans have 'opinions' and 'feelings' and 'restraining orders'
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:23, archived)
# you don't hear people going on about "sausage rights"
treat 'em mean!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# exactly.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
#
sausage black pudding

;)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:24, archived)
# :D are you being a racialist?
He is my black pudding, I suppose. Even if he is only half black.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:26, archived)
# i'm not a racismalist... i like all of the breakfast foods...
:)
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:28, archived)
# hahahahah
tea, meet keyboard
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:15, archived)
# not really...
its a myth... like the g-spot... or this equality thing.... silly wimmins!
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:13, archived)
# G-Spot?
*Rubbing head manically*
Equality...?

Hmmm... Seems I should go outside more often...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:17, archived)
# especially so
If its your head youve been rubbing.

Try a couple of lubed fingers up your tradesmans
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)
# I Tried that.. Neither of the Tradesmen were best Pleased...
Hmmm... But they were gas Fitters...
Would Electricians be more appropriate?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# :)
tradesmans tradesman's
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:22, archived)
# Their you go
I new a pedant couldnt resist.

Your the one to be called a pedant
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *melts*
(likeajackhammer, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:32, archived)
# he he
it works in so many ways, well 2. but woo anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Arathkone formerly naD. Been away awhile., Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:06, archived)
# I stayed on an RAF base right where the Japs eye would be
About 14 years ago.
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:07, archived)
# Haha
I forget what country that is, but it wins the subliminal cock prize for being on the euro
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
# its western Scotland
(a man called donkey has been away for too long, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:09, archived)
# I see - my mistake.
Hurrah for cock-shaped landmasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:11, archived)
# you mean Kintyre
Mull is the vaguely '3'-shaped island to the northwest

Mull of Kintyre is your bell-end

/pedant
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:08, archived)
# I always wondered
what that song was about.
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:14, archived)
# it's about how Linda could never get him up
so he had to think about Jane Asher and her cakes instead
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:19, archived)
# Don't we all?
(I helped save b3ta! wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Thu 25 Jan 2007, 14:20, archived)