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[challenge entry] Realised whilst looking at a box of Family Circle
That Chocolate Finger and that Jammy Dodger seem awfully close to one another...



It's porn in disguise!

From the Film Sex For Prudes challenge. See all 251 entries (closed)

(__, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:52, archived)
# compo it!
possibly
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)
# either that
or you're a fucking mental
and get off on pictures of biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:53, archived)
# I fuck custard creams
(__, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
# like a bucket!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Family Circle Jerk
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:54, archived)
# Oh dear, join the "B3ta ruined my perception of reality" club
I cant walk past the new Hannibal film poster without saying 'Hannibal is Ris-ing'

I would draw a 'WTF?' speech bubble but who would get the joke?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:55, archived)
# Well you never know who could be a b3tan
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:57, archived)
# Fair point
Right, that posters getting B3tan-up
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)
# I've always been in two monds about the word "b3tan"
I like b3topian
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:01, archived)
# Sounds nice, how about an anthem
"B3topia, a country I didnt make up"

(a slight Futurama copy there)

(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:05, archived)
# ...other B3tans...
Then you can assemble.. and form an underground army in your area...

It will soon be time to realise the real B3ta Agenda...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:58, archived)
# I could start the "B3tans peoples front"
or the "Peoples front of B3ta"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:02, archived)
# splitter!

(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:03, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
# mwuahah
(El Chupacabra "caused harrasment, alarm and distress", Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
# splitter!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:04, archived)
# SPLITTER!
(I wanted to join in, I love shouting it)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:08, archived)
# I thought we were the popular front?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:10, archived)
# Nah, he's sat over there
Splitter!

(Love it)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:16, archived)
# SPLITARSE!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:11, archived)
# Nah he's sat over there...
In that pool of Rectal Seepage...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 16:18, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 15:59, archived)