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[challenge entry] I'm an old romantic really

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(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:47, archived)
# *swoons*
i wanna see your gash*











*tattoo
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:49, archived)
# I slipped on a dead frog once
and needed stitches.

Does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:00, archived)
# You're shite at poems ;)
But the thought was there.

*butterflies* awww.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# please?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:50, archived)
# No thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:52, archived)
# why not?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:01, archived)
# I've already had it twice already today.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:03, archived)
# pffft naughty!
i asked you further down the board if i could be an acrobat in your circus but you didn't reply
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:05, archived)
# Sorry I didn't notice.
I shall kidnap you shortly.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:05, archived)
# I've actually had over 30 published
That, strangely, wasn't one of them:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:51, archived)
# :D
I had a poem published once, when I was about 15. It was riddled with angst and nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:55, archived)
# I think all mine are about
Ancient marinated daffodils.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:57, archived)
# For a rarther niché audience then.
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 21:58, archived)
# I'm trying to remember now
who did the Wordsworth's Bliss of Solitude mixed with the car manual.

That was a classic!

Could have been William Henri
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 22:09, archived)