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[challenge entry] I usually add the professional touch (Tippex)


Bindun?
You should be ashamed!

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:46, archived)
# i spy A cock.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:47, archived)
# Pervert.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I sent a girl an Easter card once for valentine's.
It was received well. As I recall I wrote a Christmas message in it too.

What the fuck are Easter cards for?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# easer
you tool






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(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I did.
[EDIT: Actually, now I think of it, I am not so sure. Maybe it was a different girl - yes, it was Sophie Lewis, from Leeds. It was her mate from Ilkley Moor that I ended up with that night after all.]
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# i edited it
but then i edited it back cos it was funnier





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(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Is it going to be worth staying up for?
I want to go for a bath.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:53, archived)
# £3.50
probably.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# Easter?
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# happy egg laying day you cock!
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# fuck i forgot cocks dont lay eggs
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:51, archived)
# Easter
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# To celebrate eggs...
They came before chickens & Jesus loves them
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)
# that's ace.
first *clicky*
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# I could've sworn that said 'To Santa' at first.
Oddly enough, it made more sense to me as Santa.

Ho hum.
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:48, archived)
# ^this^
hehe
(, Wed 7 Feb 2007, 23:49, archived)