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[challenge entry] What Every Bloke Gets On Feb 14th

The real meaning of Valentine's Day

From the Anti-Valentines challenge. See all 275 entries (closed)

(bazvic, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:30, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I see what you did there
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)
# I used to just get a big credit card bill
- white, not pink
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:31, archived)
# Prezzie or shag?:P
Well I'm having an uneventful St V's day. Finished with the missus a few weeks back.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:35, archived)
# Well that'll save you some squids
bonus
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:36, archived)
# not really
the amount of booze required to soothe the pain is not insignificant
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:40, archived)
# I found that the loss of the female
more than made up for the extra finance required for the extra alcohol requirement :)

How's you Rik...will you be bashing?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)
# um unfortunately not
I`ll probably be injecting heroin straight into my cock

but I`m sure it`ll be a great bash!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:48, archived)
# That'll be nice
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:58, archived)
# It's finding something to do with the bonus
which is the problem:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:43, archived)
# Go out and buy some drinks for other girls
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:47, archived)
# What?
Vimto?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 8 Feb 2007, 18:53, archived)