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[challenge entry] Please help me to decide which one to send her.




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(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:07, archived)
# The first, its beautiful
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)
# I concur
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)
# That's a load of shit!
His dog is crap.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)
# no, you gotta use bovril
not marmite


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)
# Nope
even tried crumbling OXO under mi foreskin and wrapping my knob in bacon.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# Now that's an act
that the Jewish can only DREAM of doing...
(I helped save b3ta! calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:59, archived)
# You;re obviously smearing the wrong kind of dog food.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)
# you need to smear something?
i've always got on fine without
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Tip of the day
Cesar down the jap's eye.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)
# et tu, bellend?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
#
ROSES ARE KIND
BUT VIOLETS ARE BITTER
DON'T WARN YOUR MUM
TONIGHT IT'S THE SHITTER
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:09, archived)
# pffft!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *jealous*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# Don't be.
His mum's arse is like the channel tunnel.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)
# Full of illegal imigrants?

(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# ..and dead seamen
Sorry, wrong joke.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:21, archived)
# haha!
now getting big snow.
bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# *jealouses*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:31, archived)
# first one
for defo!
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:10, archived)
#
THERE ONCE LIVED A MAN CALLED ADAM
WHO IF HE SAW A YOUNG BOY HE WOULD HAVE 'EM
THEN ONE DAY AT THE DOCK
HE TRIPPED ON HIS COCK
CAUSING IT TO GO RED AND BLEED AND GO ALL MANKY. YUCK - MANKY DICK! MANKY DICK!
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
#
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED MUGATU
WHO COULDN'T GET IT UP WHEN HE TRIED TO
SO HE SHOVED HIS HEAD DOBBER
DOWN THE TIP OF HIS KNOBBER
AND NOW HE RAPES GOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# have you been reading my diary?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# there was a guy called Adam
whose favourite haunt was Clapham
into a whore
his man juice would pour
and if they were skinny, he'd snap 'em
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
#
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN CALLED TETSUO
WHO WITH ADAM, THEY MADE A GREAT DUO
THEN ONE DAY AT EIGHT
THEY MET UP AT THE GATE
AND TOUCHED EACH OTHERS WILLIES AND GOT THIER FIRST ERECTIONS AND GOT ALL GIGGLY THEN RAN AWAY.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
stop making me waste my posts!


8
but not this week chaps!

EDIT: YES PLEASE 4DAM! *lubes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:23, archived)
# We could do a joint naked post,
perhaps having ACTUAL penetrative sex?

Yes?

Say yes

Yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# IMPOSTER!
you're not 4dam!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Johnson, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:30, archived)
# you could meet half way up the country
and do it up a tree. Ironman will have to be the sponge because he has a bigger cock and that's what we want to see. But you'd better give him a reacharound.

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:32, archived)
# THERE ONCE WAS A BOY CALLED ANDY
WHO'S LEGS WERE ALL BUCKLED AND BANDY
SO HE WENT TO THE DOC
WHO SNIPPED OFF HIS COCK
AND NOW WE ALL KNOW HIM AS MANDY
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)
# 100% FACT
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# hahahaha
brillogs
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:27, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)
# roses are red
windows are glass
i'm going to fuck you
in your slack arse
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# roses are red
pebbles are rock
get on your knees
and nosh on my cock
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:11, archived)
# roses are red
violets are rank
tonight will you give me
a soapy tit wank
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Roses are red
manure is brown
I'm currently raping
Your son who has downs
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:14, archived)
# I like this one.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)
#
Roses are small
Violets are big
Go ask your mum
if she fancies a frig
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)
# hahahahaha
I look at the fields
I look at the sky
please put your finger
in my japseye
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)
# Roses are red
Ivy is twisted
Bend over bitch
You're going to get fisted.
(I helped save b3ta! The Rabid Ferret of Doom is no longer a badger, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)
# Roses are red
violets are red
in fact everything's red
i probably shouldn't have sexed my own eye-hole
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# .
Roses are red,
from the blood spatter
your the twelth whore
i'll have killed with my hammer.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:22, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:24, archived)
#
violets are blue
roses are red
I'm pogging your grannie
who's 18 months dead.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:29, archived)
#
roses are red
flowers are flimsy
take off your knickers
and show us your mimsy
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:20, archived)
#
Roses are red
Leaves are green
I like your legs
And the bit in between
(I helped save b3ta! canyousmellonions? spirit is willing but flesh is spongy, and bruised, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:26, archived)
# Do you really say 'glarse'?!
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:12, archived)
# no, i say 'glass'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)
# You either say glarse, ass or that doesn't rhyme
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
# i say 'glass' no 'R'
but it rhymes with 'arse'

sometimes it rhymes with 'ass' but mostly not
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:25, archived)
# i do.
although slack ass would still work
/donkey fucker blog.

i'm not a donkey fucker,
i'm a donkey fucker's mate,
i tried to woo the donkey
but it wouldn't take the bait.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:15, archived)
# me too

(Apart from the edit OBVIOUSLY!)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:17, archived)
#
roses are gray
violets are gray
i'm colourblind
and you're a crap shag.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:19, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:28, archived)
# Ah, the old smearing dogfood round your bellend trick


(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:13, archived)
# Yep
Oyster sauce for the kitties.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)
# The first.
The use of the word 'poo' in the second one could bring her to question your maturity.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:16, archived)
# ...or that of my sister
preferably.
(I helped save b3ta! 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 9 Feb 2007, 13:18, archived)