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[challenge entry] heart stab!


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(Turk flips Cleopancakes, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:28, archived)
# Shot through the heart
It's all part of the game that we call love
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:30, archived)
# You're too late.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# bonus points for correct album
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:36, archived)
# The best of wanky hair metal volume 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Andy Fordham has a scabby muff, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
# you give love a bad name
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# shot through the heart
and your to blame baby
you give love a bad name

(fuck, now i've got that in my head)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:34, archived)
# Hahahaha
Could be worse, it could be Always instead. Possibly the tackiest, cliche-est 'rock' ballad ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)
# more than words
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:39, archived)
# hahaha
Surely Brian Adams' classic, 'Everything I do'? Fucking hell I hate that tune..
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:42, archived)
# Both dreadful tunes
but neither comes close to the sheer soul-sucking horror that is Bon Jovi's 'Always'.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:45, archived)
# in the bad hair / sentimental rock ballad stakes
Brian May's "Too Much Live Will Kill You" is not too bad.
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 17:06, archived)
# it's only a flesh wound
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:33, archived)
# an axe wound?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:38, archived)
# *tires to think of dirty joke about which would rather get for valentines*






*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:40, archived)
# my bleeding heart
my bleeding heart
darling won't you cut out
my bleeding heart

Over the mountains
By the sea and the shore
I hope you come knocking
At my door
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Mon 12 Feb 2007, 16:37, archived)