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[challenge entry] Appologies for crappy artistic ability....

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(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:37, archived)
# you are a tampon
(I helped save b3ta! Well, not quite Will be nice for food, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:39, archived)
# I had a tampon once. I called him Jerry
Tampon is an anagram of Top Man

/FACT

In fact it's been shopped a few times over the years. Only I however got sacked from the then Burton's Group for actually changing the sign around:D

No 5 mention of Xfm for the week:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:41, archived)
# Does it cost you to text them?
More than normal text rate, I mean.
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:50, archived)
# Naaa
10p I think. I just use the company phone:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:52, archived)
# A tampon is a musical instrument
It's a double-headed drumstick. Make what you will of that.
(I helped save b3ta! Norbert Lightowler, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:56, archived)
# *blows*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:54, archived)
# I thought tampons
were what mountaineers used?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:57, archived)
# crampons
(I helped save b3ta! turb0t, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 17:58, archived)
# No wonder they are uptight.
Do they use the little strings for abseiling?
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)
# Crampons are why you need tampons
or not as the case my be.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:27, archived)
# Oi, answer me
down there
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:01, archived)
# OK ffs!!!
I'll go!
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:02, archived)
# I can do that
But not if you swear at me in that uncouth fashion.

Let's try and get our picture taken with celebrities. :)
(Pachey, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:05, archived)
# roses are brill
violets shocking
if the trailer ain't still
don't come a-knocking
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Tue 13 Feb 2007, 18:14, archived)