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# Twiglets are made from people!
=O
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:46, archived)
# SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Aside from being people
What actually is soylent green?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Charlton Heston
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# A few flavourings and some green food colouring.
Other than that, it's people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# It's what Lionel Richie's scuplted head is made out of
in the 'Hello' vi-day-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 87% people
11% artificial people substitute
2% saturated fats
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# No E numbers
Must be good for me!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)
# I honestly believe that the world is ready for soylent green.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:54, archived)
# hell yes!
start with the juicy babies!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# No, start with the homeless.
Then move onto the criminals.
In the future, instead of handing out a sentence when he bangs his gavel, a judge will shout "GET IN MAH BELLY".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# don't be silly
I'm not eating dirty and stupid people.

Fresh juicy children, unpoilt by pollution, full of nutrients too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# After the criminals we eat the retards.
We are doing this to SAVE humanity, not destroy it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# we use the criminals for laboratory testing and then fuel
the homeless people are often victims of circumstance, so we give them the criminals homes and if they mess up, it's down to SmithKline Beecham with them.

We shall rule with an iron fist and a rod of hard flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Then we can write a book about the "soylent green diet"
Fill it with fabricated science and sell it to the new york yuppies. We'll make millions
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)
# What is this "we"?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)
# don't forget all the other ethnic minorities, and people who are
'gay'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Most of those people are pretty cool.
I wouldn't want to inadvertently eat a beautiful person.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Actually, we should probably eat all the ugly people first.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I'll be the one that decides who is ugly and who isn't.
Someone has to make a decision.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Well, I feel that I had a good run
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# well..... ok then
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# In a world where Pot Noodle remains a popular foodstuff,
I believe this also.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)