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[challenge entry] There was just something about her
that made her seem unreliable.

From the Gillian McKeith challenge. See all 259 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:15, archived)
# Hahaha, brilliant as usual
What program do you use?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:16, archived)
# that was quite aptly done in Combustion
Did you catch last nights one?
www.b3ta.com/board/6867976 :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:17, archived)
# Invariably I catch all your stuff on the popular page ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:25, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:26, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:27, archived)
# oooh you sweet talker you



the cheques in the post
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:31, archived)
# How're the USBourbons comming along?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:38, archived)
# I've been so busy with work I haven't had a chance to chase them
so, slow really!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:42, archived)
# I'm so impressed by those :D

genius!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:22, archived)
# it's on the fp you mong ;)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:21, archived)
# ^ this
*belm*
(I helped save b3ta! urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:58, archived)
# If you are what you eat, I strongly suspect that Gillian dines
on nothing except wizened old trout.

Excellent work, Mr. Toast :)
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:21, archived)
# I've always wondered about that phrase
Surely if we are what we eat then for us to remain human as we do, what have we been eating all these years
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:26, archived)
# it tastes like Pork
yum. And if you get them young enough, oooooh, melts in the mouth I tell you.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:43, archived)
# Twiglets
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:44, archived)
# Twiglets are made from people!
=O
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:46, archived)
# SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:48, archived)
# Aside from being people
What actually is soylent green?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:53, archived)
# Charlton Heston
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# A few flavourings and some green food colouring.
Other than that, it's people.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:55, archived)
# It's what Lionel Richie's scuplted head is made out of
in the 'Hello' vi-day-oh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 87% people
11% artificial people substitute
2% saturated fats
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# No E numbers
Must be good for me!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)
# I honestly believe that the world is ready for soylent green.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:54, archived)
# hell yes!
start with the juicy babies!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:57, archived)
# No, start with the homeless.
Then move onto the criminals.
In the future, instead of handing out a sentence when he bangs his gavel, a judge will shout "GET IN MAH BELLY".
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# don't be silly
I'm not eating dirty and stupid people.

Fresh juicy children, unpoilt by pollution, full of nutrients too.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# After the criminals we eat the retards.
We are doing this to SAVE humanity, not destroy it.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:02, archived)
# we use the criminals for laboratory testing and then fuel
the homeless people are often victims of circumstance, so we give them the criminals homes and if they mess up, it's down to SmithKline Beecham with them.

We shall rule with an iron fist and a rod of hard flesh.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# Then we can write a book about the "soylent green diet"
Fill it with fabricated science and sell it to the new york yuppies. We'll make millions
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)
# What is this "we"?
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:09, archived)
# don't forget all the other ethnic minorities, and people who are
'gay'
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Most of those people are pretty cool.
I wouldn't want to inadvertently eat a beautiful person.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Actually, we should probably eat all the ugly people first.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# I'll be the one that decides who is ugly and who isn't.
Someone has to make a decision.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:17, archived)
# Well, I feel that I had a good run
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:19, archived)
# well..... ok then
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:13, archived)
# In a world where Pot Noodle remains a popular foodstuff,
I believe this also.
(I helped save b3ta! FoldsFive, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)
# she's on fucking fire!
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:29, archived)
# I like the
fact that she's still got a huge smile on her face =D
(Sebowe Aphex says I have a killer pout, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:51, archived)
# It's a side effect of "liar liar syndrome"
As well as having constantly aflame under garments, the sufferer is unable to spot this fact themselves, being in constant denial of the pain and choking smoke.
The affliction is often also refered to as "McKeith disease" named after the famous case of a woman completely unable to come to terms with facts of any kind.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:56, archived)
# Haha! i needed that guffaw
fucking buses.
'ning all
hey weaz i beat your ASS on the stats.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:54, archived)
# be careful not to burn yourself on the exhaust pipe
you statmonkey you
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:56, archived)
# 'ning buddy
I've had work all week.
Although I've still been to number 1 =p
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:58, archived)
# congratulations
you proved you have nothing better to do with your life.

Me and Keyboard Weasel actually nipped out for drugs, hard sex, robbing banks, and a a few days off in the Med*, we're living it large man, not chained to some rubbish computer!

*may be factually incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 8:59, archived)
# the Medway?
you guys are hardcore
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:00, archived)
# they live it
LARGE
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# my computer's not rubbish!!
oh wait....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:05, archived)
# Its NHS
You show me something there thats not rubbish
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:07, archived)
# *zip*
have a butchers at THIS then.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# *gets out microscope*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:20, archived)
# here try this
*gets out electron microscope.*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# We were?
Man, I must have been off my face
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:06, archived)
# you were kicking children in the eye!
you must remember that bit
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Oh yea
"Sure little girl, I'd love to come to your tea party"
POW!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:11, archived)
# you certainly are the real
mad hatter.
crazy bastard!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:16, archived)
# excellent flame work there sir
you'rte on fire with this one
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:10, archived)
# I think I'm spent now
:)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:24, archived)
# i think you'll find that she's not a proper doctor
and the findings were upheld by the Advertising Standards Authority.

i'll see you and your post in court.

and WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 16 Feb 2007, 9:37, archived)