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[challenge entry] NokiaSoft

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(adnam, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:22, archived)
# *BINGO*
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:24, archived)
# aw...
leave the poor finns alone. all they've got is nokia, aki kourismaki and the leningrad cowboys.
and saunas.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:25, archived)
# Finland, Finland, Finland...
The country where I want to whip you with birch... erm...
8)
(I helped save b3ta! Kaiser, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)
# Too true
Regrettably I also have joined their ranks. Didn't cough up for a new phone though - got a 3210 someone else was bored of :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:26, archived)
# Aye
and it probably runs better than anything Microsoft ever did... haven`t had to reboot my phone in months
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:30, archived)
# your phone has been disconnected from the network
please dial our helpline.
(Coppa, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:27, archived)
# This is the no-help whatsoever line,
How may I abuse you?
(Teh Other Bob, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:28, archived)
# With what?
That's as bad as BTOpenworld - can't get online? Try our website for advice.

I nearly threw the f**king phone across the room, now have escaped to freeserve
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:33, archived)
# I heard Freeserve were shit
But I heard BT Openworld were awful, AOL is a no go (cos I used to use their dial up), and my mate on Pipex gets cut off regularly.

So I went to Freeserve... and it`s been... um, great so far?!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:46, archived)
# I suggest Tiscali,
they're almost unheard of, unpopular, and never ever go offline.
(Teh Other Bob, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 22:08, archived)
# unheard of?
try Freedom2surf (f2s.com) They ROCK and nobody has ever heard of them! I've had my ADSL for over a year now and it's been off once when some prat managed to drive his car into our telephone exchange... I can forgive an ISP problems like that! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Henny, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 0:19, archived)
# Keyboard Error
press F1 to continue
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:49, archived)
# shameless repost
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 18 Jan 2003, 21:31, archived)