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[challenge entry] I have booked my ticket to Hull
NSFW apparently

EDIT: linked due to extreme offence caused.

From the Punchlines challenge. See all 493 entries (closed)

(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:00, archived)
# fucking stay there
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# You are a bad bad humanshape.
I only laughed at this which isn't bad.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:01, archived)
# It's all over now, baby blue
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:02, archived)
# No,no,nonononono....
That is just chilli sauce to prevent bubby blue from rolling over & suffering cot death!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:03, archived)
# guess what
it didn't work
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:04, archived)
# I HOPE YOU DIE SLOWLY AND PAINFULLY
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)
# in a cot
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:06, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# with chilli sauce in the eyes
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# It's only the image equivalent of the proliferation of dead baby jokes on here. Dead baby jokes we helped to publish.
And cleverly done at that.

I don't know, I've seen too much rotten.com in my life to mind, especially considering it's all shoppery.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:05, archived)
# precisely

Although it was slightly more unpleasant to shop than cutting out Goatse's hands.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:07, archived)
# Well of course.
No worse than that freaky commercial with the dead little girl up against the tree who slides back out into the road.

Think of it this way- at least you didn't animate it. Some flashing spack eyes would probably be the offensive cherry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:09, archived)
# Hahahaha
If I wasn't working on the next sick punchline I would take you up.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)
# I'd link it if I were you though.
People's managers may not realise the shop element.

Plus you're about to get lynched.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# the bizarre thing is
I am trying to find a source image of a child lying down for the next compo entry and all Google images has are dead children. I would like a live child lying down.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)
# sxc.hu is your friend
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:30, archived)
# Thank you
Found in 2 minutes.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:46, archived)
# That's the most morally ambiguous thing I've heard all day, that last sentence.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:30, archived)
# IF THERE WAS A TIME FOR A MOD EDIT IT WOULD BE NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:10, archived)
# Yea I've adblocked it
Somethings are just as NSFW as porn
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:11, archived)
# that's a bit harsh
The source pic was a live baby (well it looks alive).

I'm amazed at how good a job the hue/saturation tool has done.
(lance_the_boil lanced the boil on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:12, archived)
# liar!!
you killed it.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:14, archived)
# Maybe it was just that I had a dream about my youngest daughter nearly drowning in a bath last night,
Usually I am a horrible cunt too,
but dead kids get to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Ooooh dear.
Nasty dream.

You should have had my one, I was on supermarket sweep but it was in that big porn warehouse in Holland.

Whattadream.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:18, archived)
# Best dream ever.
Clean up in the butt plug and massive rubber cock aisle!

Dale Winton looks on with anticipation in his rectum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:20, archived)
# It was lovely.
It's because I got limewire working last night so was downloading like a speeding bitch.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:25, archived)
# Dale Winton porn?
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:28, archived)
# Nope
squirters 2 (Seymour Butts one)
And a load of drunk girls didling themselves on webcam.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:34, archived)
# Needs more Dale Winton.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:36, archived)
# Needs bugger all Dale Winton, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Oh be nice
He's fabulous.

Remind me to whisper "Dale Winton" over and over again into the ladyshapes ear while she slumbers. She'd not like Winton dreams at all.

Feel free to do the same to the manwife.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:41, archived)
# :D you cruel bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:51, archived)
# *spits through nose*
hahahahaaa...
lucky bugger!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)
# And then I was woken up by the manwife going
'Fae, Fae, get up, it's half 8!

I managed to oversleep by nigh on 2 hours due to that dream!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:27, archived)
# .
could you link that pic please
(gusset, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:17, archived)
# ^ Probably the best idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:19, archived)
# i don't find it offensive per se
and think it's a bit rich for people to get offended by stuff on here when we break almost every taboo there is

but

most stuff on here has some redeemingly entertaining factor to it, whether it's hummus or shopping skills. this just made me go "oh" and move on.
(I helped save b3ta! fross Read your email on, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:21, archived)
# I just thought it was very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:22, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)
# *appreciates linking*
*wonders at own "softness"*
*wonders more*
*curiouses*
*tries*
*falls in love with squidgyness*
*fwaps at self for ever*
with sexeh results!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:24, archived)
# it wasn't offensive
when Rob published a whole book of this sort of thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Thu 22 Feb 2007, 10:33, archived)