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[challenge entry] Afternoon all. Sorry I've been away.

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(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:18, archived)
# All Aboard!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# I accept your apology...
...never leave us again...
It was scary...

I offer a Woo...
*Offers*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# *takes*
*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Come Back... Oh...
*Looks around*
*Whimpers*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# *clings to*
*looks warily around*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)
# *Clings Back*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:40, archived)
# Once you've been here for an hour, you won't be.
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:19, archived)
# You're sharp today!
(I helped save b3ta! Farmer Geddon - is on his way., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Heh
I remember that joke. Well done.
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Haha, nicely.
Incidentally, whose is this? It looks like Boreme have blurred the bottom corner to destroy the tag...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:21, archived)
# pretty sure that first took flight
at Fark or SomethingAwful
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
#
It has a Wikipedia entry as it happens
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# Ah, cheers.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:38, archived)
# No prob
I'd guess the blur is probably just due to the 'depth of field' range on the original pic.

Still, gotta keep an eye out for these bastard image robbers, they're everywhere! *keeps eyes peeled*
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:46, archived)
# *picks up peelings of eyes*
Do you need these?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:48, archived)
# AHHHHH!
Me' eyes are bleedin'!

*grabs peelings, rubs them into eyes, making it worse*

*sobs tears of blood* Whatever was I thinking.
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 16:16, archived)
# Heading
straight to Hull? :o)
(I helped save b3ta! D'artisan is lesser spotted, lesser spotted like a Tiger, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:22, archived)
# Woo!come back!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# So how many letters in the password?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:23, archived)
# GUESS!
(no-one's got it yet!)


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:25, archived)
# GIVE US A CLUE YOU BIG BUM!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# I've been guessing too long and now I'm bored :(
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ^ this.
(I helped save b3ta! The Doctor Why is it big and why is there grass?, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# ^ this
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:33, archived)
# 12?
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)
# Hello
Have you been doing secret things?
Last night I heard a man on the radio saying, basically, the most valuable lives were American lives. I thought, OK, just a loop, right? And the interview closed, and the presenter said, Mr (fails to remember name), the ex american ambassador to the UN!! Rolf Harris and a fatty sandwich filling didn't even come close, I tell you...
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:24, archived)
# is this 'valuable' in terms of calorific value?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:26, archived)
# no
in terms of tesco.
Oh sorry I see what you mean. Are they edible, then?
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:28, archived)
# Surely he meant
"Voluble"?
(the_legendary_shark isn't really legendary at all, just rather dull., Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:30, archived)
# ffs
I came here to get away from this madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:29, archived)
# It's
followed you...
(What madness?)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:31, archived)
# (mostly) Tory cunts
www.bloggerheads.com/political_blogging/
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 23 Feb 2007, 15:36, archived)