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[challenge entry] The shop was completely out of dairy products

From the The Cutting Room Floor: Deleted Scenes From The Movies challenge. See all 506 entries (closed)

(rogerzilla, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 10:52, archived)
# /bursts into tears
I don't get it!!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I wouldn't worry about it
I don't either.

/off to get some coffee and Jaffa Cakes...
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# make me a cup of tea
while you're at it - 3 sugars please!
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# OK
Milk?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Please
the jaffa cakes are all yours though :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# There you go
the tea is in the post.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ooh, lovely
just what I needed. Sorry to have made others crave your Jaffas...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# That's OK
I'll fight the buggers off.

Besides, I've run out of Jaffa Cakes now.

I'll have to start talking about the wonderful home-made lasagne I'm going to have for lunch instead.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# ooh
that's playing with fire mate...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# can i have a tea?
milk, no sugar.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmmmph
*grumble* OK, you can bloody make it yourself next time though.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# cheers
and get some jaffa cakes for me.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Sod off
Martian had the last one that I was willing to allocate to a board member.

They're mine, all mine. Soon I will control all the Jaffa Cakes in the world!

(Apart from the one I sent to Martian, of course. That's his to control.)
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# can i control cupcakes?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Go ahead
knock yourself out mate. I was going to do it myself, but I underestimated the magnitude of the task at hand with Jaffa Cakes.

I was going to control Eccles cakes on Thursday but I can't be arsed. Anyone want to do that instead of me?
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I am Batsgirl,
Princess of the Fruitcakes!

if that's ok with everyone...
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I suppose someone had better keep track of these
Let me get a pen.
(I helped save b3ta! HP hasn't been here in aaaaaages, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# i was going to clone it
and start a milita.
(martian, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# do cakes even have dna?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# of course they do
how else would they reproduce?
(martian, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)
# ...and you probably wouldn't want to get IT....
...this relates to an infamous scene in the movie "Last Tango In Paris"...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:06, archived)
# Not seen or even heard of that one
am I sad or simply naive?
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# 1972 marlon brando film
featured butter in a sex scene. imdb.com's entry here.
(martian, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# google the words...
if you must find out google for "last tango in paris lubrication" however this is absolutely NSFW!!

however I suggest that you should remain as pure as the driven snow little one...
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchpapa, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# To be honest
I'm more like driven slush... just not much of a movie buff.
(I helped save b3ta! Batsgirl, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:17, archived)
# oh sweet jesus
that's vile.

they could at least have used olive oil - it's better for you.
(martian, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:00, archived)
# could be worse...
.
(I helped save b3ta! djol, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# kwal
etay.

wyh.
(martian, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# fantastic
Much better than mine!
(rogerzilla, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 15:43, archived)