b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Message 690107 (Thread)

# make me a cup of tea
while you're at it - 3 sugars please!
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:04, archived)
# OK
Milk?
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Please
the jaffa cakes are all yours though :)
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:09, archived)
# There you go
the tea is in the post.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# ooh, lovely
just what I needed. Sorry to have made others crave your Jaffas...
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:16, archived)
# That's OK
I'll fight the buggers off.

Besides, I've run out of Jaffa Cakes now.

I'll have to start talking about the wonderful home-made lasagne I'm going to have for lunch instead.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:30, archived)
# ooh
that's playing with fire mate...
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:35, archived)
# can i have a tea?
milk, no sugar.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:10, archived)
# Hmmmmmmmmmmph
*grumble* OK, you can bloody make it yourself next time though.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:11, archived)
# cheers
and get some jaffa cakes for me.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:12, archived)
# Sod off
Martian had the last one that I was willing to allocate to a board member.

They're mine, all mine. Soon I will control all the Jaffa Cakes in the world!

(Apart from the one I sent to Martian, of course. That's his to control.)
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# can i control cupcakes?
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Go ahead
knock yourself out mate. I was going to do it myself, but I underestimated the magnitude of the task at hand with Jaffa Cakes.

I was going to control Eccles cakes on Thursday but I can't be arsed. Anyone want to do that instead of me?
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# I am Batsgirl,
Princess of the Fruitcakes!

if that's ok with everyone...
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:21, archived)
# I suppose someone had better keep track of these
Let me get a pen.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:24, archived)
# i was going to clone it
and start a milita.
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:18, archived)
# do cakes even have dna?
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:19, archived)
# of course they do
how else would they reproduce?
(, Sun 19 Jan 2003, 11:20, archived)