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[challenge entry] I hate her... I really do...


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(TheFunkeyGibbon, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:38, archived)
# why on earth
do you think she makes other women feel bad about themselves?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# you'd think it'd be the other way around
i'm a little happier every day that i'm not related to nigel lawson.
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# because
they cant make a cracking 'Coq u Van' like the one Nigella does in 'How to Eat'?
(I helped save b3ta! monkeymanblue mathematically safe, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:47, archived)
# haha!
It's so true!
(I helped save b3ta! itwontbeeasy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:39, archived)
# i love nigella.
'mmmmmmmm...luscious plum ripe figs.
*accidentally dribbles creme freche all over her ample bosom*'
(not stouffer again, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:41, archived)
# i think i would
yep deffinitely, teach me a thing or two etc. etc.
(longboy_mcgoo, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:49, archived)
# I loved the scene in "happiness"
last week with johnny vegas watching Nigella Lawson. It was strangely porno. (hmm, that sounds a bit odd doesn't it?)
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeyboy, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:42, archived)
# like this?
(I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 12:09, archived)
# that looks like a
poached egg on a fairy cake

yum!
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:43, archived)
# a classic recipe.
Goes well with a glass of red wine, egg white and irn bru.
(I helped save b3ta! Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:44, archived)
# mmm
that's tonight's tea planned out.
(I helped save b3ta! pip, Mon 20 Jan 2003, 11:48, archived)