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# I did a pager service...
...fucking pagers - never heard of a mobile phone?
Half the fuckers that rang:
Me: Can I take your message for Jane Doe?
Dumb fuck: Is that Jane?
Me: Do I sound like Jane?
Dumb fuck: No. Who is this?
Me: I can take a message for Jane if you wish... This is her pager service.
Dumb fuck: Is Jane there?
Me: Goodbye *click*
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:48, archived)
# fucking hell!
luckily I never really spoke to anyone THAT stupid. It's almost funny, if it wasn't so true...
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:50, archived)
# it stops being funny
and just becomes plain scary when you reaise that people really are that stupid.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:53, archived)
# Half the callers were
that stupid - the rest were dumber...
...the management were worse. Fucked their way up through the ranks. I once got a bonus for handling a record number of calls in a month - I really just hung up on most of my calls after about 10 seconds.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 1:54, archived)
# So you didn't
transfer them to the local radio station then?
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 2:01, archived)
# Sometimes I would transfer them to
different queues like the mobile phone helpdesk or AA traffic info. Sometimes I would pretend to be their local pizza place. Sometimes I would whisper "I know where you live, fucko" and hang up.
It was very open ended and conducive to creativity.
(I helped save b3ta! helmetcream, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 2:06, archived)