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[challenge entry] Easy everything?
My son used work for an airline...now he's a heroin addict and lives in a doorway in The Strand:

'Good morning, EasyJet, how can I help you?'

'Hello, is that EasyJet?'

'Yes it is. How can I help?'

'Oh, I want to fly to Rome, on Friday, but I can't seem to be able to book it on the Net.'

'I'm afraid EasyJet don't have a route to Rome, Sir.'

'But I always use EasyJet.'

'That's nice to hear Sir, but we don't fly to Rome unfortunately.'

'Well how am I going to get to Rome? Several airlines have routes to Rome'

'I think you might have to try another airline, Sir.'

'I think EasyJet need to decide whether they want my custom or not.'

'We do want your custom Sir, and we love having you as a customer, but we don't fly to Rome.'

'Okay, I want to speak to your supervisor.'

'I'll transfer you Sir, but she will tell you the same thing. We don't fly to Rome.'

'You are the most unhelpful person I have ever spoken to in my life. Are you being deliberately difficult, or are you just a fucking moron....'



From the What is the worst job in the world? challenge. See all 53 entries (closed)

(Searcher, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 6:12, archived)
# that
is fantastic
(I helped save b3ta! pep, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 11:30, archived)
# .
That's frighteningly similar to my last job. (shudders)
(I helped save b3ta! vulga is a foul mouthed cunt, Sun 28 Apr 2002, 12:28, archived)