Grandad: One night my Grandad was on sentry duty, standing there alone in the middle of Africa, when suddenly a sniper fired at him. The bullet was heading straight for my grandads heart but he had that cigarette case in his breast pocket and the bullet hit that instead.
Rodney: Jeez, it saved his life.
Grandad: Well not really, see the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his brains out.
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Rodney: Jeez, it saved his life.
Grandad: Well not really, see the bullet ricocheted up his nose and blew his brains out.
it was a great show
till sullivan decided to get with the times, not realising he was 8 years behind them, del boy as a yuppie after we had just suffered the worst recession springs to mind
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aye, but I can still watch them, and do
although the whole whining married Casandra gets on my tits after while. When that happens I pop in Jolly Boy's and things look good again
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although the whole whining married Casandra gets on my tits after while. When that happens I pop in Jolly Boy's and things look good again
Grandad: They took Nobby away and . . . tortured him! You could hear his screams echoing through the night!
Rodney: Woke you up at one point didn't it?
Grandad: The last thing on my mind was sleep Rodney! But no matter what they done to him Nobby wouldn't say a word!
Del: I bet he didn't ever have his Callard and Bowser to suck on did he!
Grandad: Then it were my turn!
Rodney: They . . . they tortured you?
Grandad: No! But they would have done if I hadn't told them everything I knew!
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Rodney: Woke you up at one point didn't it?
Grandad: The last thing on my mind was sleep Rodney! But no matter what they done to him Nobby wouldn't say a word!
Del: I bet he didn't ever have his Callard and Bowser to suck on did he!
Grandad: Then it were my turn!
Rodney: They . . . they tortured you?
Grandad: No! But they would have done if I hadn't told them everything I knew!
Its a good thing your Mum died when she did 'cos that would've killed her!
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I don't know why they want these drug-addiction centres.
I mean ain't we got enough drug-addicts without them recruiting more!
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i wish all my only fools experiences were like this
i'm probably the only person in the country, bar a couple of choice lines, that hated it.
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