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# 'ning dude.
*raises hand as if to ruffle hair*

*scratches own head*

*chuckles as Weasel flinches*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:07, archived)
# heya KM

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# 'lo mate.
You well?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# yep
just processing the second coffee, and the weather's nice too!
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# morning men
It's a lovely day here too. I'm sweating like a convict dog in a nursery.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# Haha, convict dog in a nursery =)
It's shit in 'thampton. Chilly and foggy.


EDIT: 'ning!
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:21, archived)
# already? how come?
'ning
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)
# well i made the mistake of wearing a jacket to work
and jena is the second hottest city in germany allegedly.

here's Knut, you've probably heard of him. I thought about 'shopping him but I think he's fluffy enough as he is (not to mention his highly b3taesque name).




(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:28, archived)
# i thought that was a blender for a second!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# hahaha
bear smoothie anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# haha
bad man.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# Aw, bless.
*tickles*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:29, archived)
# awwwww
where do you work?

'ning!
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:30, archived)
# in the zoo, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# not neccessarily!!
he could work in the north pole!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:32, archived)
# hahaha
I'm not sure if its piss of not
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:36, archived)
# lets just call it......
precum
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:38, archived)
# not necessarily.
it could be a, uh, bear factory
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# not necessarily.
not, in fact, at all.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# not even a bit?
go on, work in the zoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# he's not at my work sadly
I work in a psychology lab in Jena, easternish Germany, despite being all of the scottish.

So I do experiments on humans rather than fluffy little polar bears. But I saw this fella on the german news.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# I bet the germans dig your scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# :D
Oh yes. Especially my adorably bad german grammar and scottish accent.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# good lord! is it like;
och ich ein lieben laddie?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:37, archived)
# his sig is proof enough :P

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:39, archived)
# :P
ich bin pzykozomatik. ich bin ein großen Expert. :P
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:41, archived)
# do you germies have a function key on your keyboards for umlauts and stuff?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:43, archived)
# öäüöäüöäößßßßöäßüößäöüßöäßößüößäßßßäöüöäöüßöäößü
oh ja

nings

edit: the Z and the Y are also swapped - those crazy goimans

/relurks
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:44, archived)
# 'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:46, archived)
# no we have extra keys
like this

üüüüüü

ööööö
ääääää
ßßßßßßßßß

And the z and y are swapped round, which makes using computers back in scotland a bit confusing.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:47, archived)
# so where do you put said extra keys?
do you just have larger keyboard or are there some letters the germans don't use?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:48, archived)
# it's the same size keyboard
but the üöä are in a triangular formation next to p and l, and the keys that were once there are allocated to other keys.

For example @ is AltGr + Q

Fascinating or what?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:54, archived)
# that is indeed interesting
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:55, archived)
# morning sexy!

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# moin moin ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:51, archived)
# Human experimentation in Germany?
*fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:34, archived)
# hahaha
If you'll just follow me to this nice shower room sir.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# Great picture
I hope he's named after Knut Hamsun
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# arrrgh, can't hear it any more
he's been all over the news for the past week
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:31, archived)
# haha
I know. But he's loooooovely.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:33, archived)
# on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:35, archived)
# how cute
everybody say awww...
(I helped save b3ta! BlackCloud, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:40, archived)
# *narrows eyes*
I will shave your eyebrows while you sleep...


'ning
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:08, archived)
# Ah, well I've foiled your plan already!
Ask mictoboy... I have no eyebrows =D
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:09, archived)
# Looking at your profile, I see this is in fact true.
Why the hell don't you have eyebrows?
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:11, archived)
# Pah, who needs 'em?

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:13, archived)
# humans......
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:14, archived)
# Puny humans.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# feeble puny humans.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# stand in the rain for a minute and I'll tell you

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:15, archived)
# *blinks copiously and wonders why eyes are so sore*
I do actually have eyebrows...

They're very pale in colour though, I think I stole them from a polar bear.

So they don't show up in pictures very well.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:17, archived)
# dye em....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# Pfft, yeah right.
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:19, archived)
# you can see beard growth ok tho
can't you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:20, archived)
# Oh yes.
Everyone can see my ginger beard =)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:22, archived)
# and mine!!
ginger beard gang!!!
*high fives*
EDIT: don't leave me hanging dad!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 27 Mar 2007, 9:24, archived)