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# 'lo mediocre
'ning all I haven't ninged today.
These trainees are like monkeys. Its all pointing, shouting 'ook' and mashing keyboards.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:08, archived)
# 'Ning Weasel
April any better for you so far?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:10, archived)
# Yea april has been pretty good
Nobody has been killed yet and I haven't caught on fire yet
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# Well, yes, that would make a difference!
I didn't realise March was that bad!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# It was rather unpleasant.
On the plus side, I'm £500 closer to my house deposit and new computer.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:17, archived)
# YAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:20, archived)
# *puts lit match in KW's lab coat pocket*
'ning KW


*legs it*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Why You!
*chases*
*ignites*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:16, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOO
this is my new top.
my mum says i'm not allowed to get fire on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# Oh don't worry, it'll wash out
I think
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:24, archived)
# oh, ok cool
*washes*

*loses a lot of skin*

*passes out*
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:26, archived)
# Aphex? are you ok? Can you hear me?
*steals wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:36, archived)
# hehehe
I'm interviewing three people today (and two tomorrow) to be my new collegue. I will take care watching their keyboard mashing capabilities*.


* i.e. tits
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:11, archived)
# you have to fucking vigorously whisk
to make mash out of a keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Haha, a blender might do the trick
Add garlic for extra awesomeness
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:18, archived)
# Ask them hypotheticle questions
like: If pineapples could take an IQ test, what would be their average score?
and Provide a definition to the word "Bloadmoafing"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:13, archived)
# Bloadmoafing
word of the day
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# Verb? Adjective? Who knows!
Use it in conversation for bonus points
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:19, archived)
# Hahahaha
trust me, I will
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:22, archived)
# do you take your 'wand'to hit them with?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:14, archived)
# no, apparently abuse is not condoned as part of the teaching process anymore
what a world we live in
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Mon 2 Apr 2007, 11:15, archived)