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# *weeps*

Click to make the pain more real

EDIT: Embiggened by popular request.
(I helped save b3ta! Doctor When May your wife shat and chipper, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# hahahaha
I think you have found an untapped market!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# Hahahaha!
*parps rubber bulb*

EDIT: I watched all four episodes of Dr When vs Redsushi on youtube last night. You nearly pulkled his ear off!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# 'lo uncle!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Grrrraaaarrrrrgghhhh!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# yes, it is a sunny day.
you just stay in your darkened alley with your laptop...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# waiting for unsuspecting passers by
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# like a trapdoor spider....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# "Suitable for goths"?
You insult me!
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# what about vandals?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Probably ok for vandals.
Although they wouldn't be able to smash it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Oh, but such fun trying
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# True.
Hammers and bricks bouncing back all over the shop.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Heh heh
Although is it hollow inside like your standard bulb, or is it solid like a dog chew? Makes a difference to the bounce-ability
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:20, archived)
# i'd say hollow.
like an emo's heart.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# ^this.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# My thought exactly
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ^ that.
hahahaha this made me loffles!

(I helped save b3ta! Jimmer still not dead at, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 1:30, archived)
# I'm a Visigoth myself
My mate is a bit of a Jute
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# I can't hear the name Jute now
with out thinking of the spanking scene in The Holy Grail:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# Oh terrific
Me too now :-)
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# 'A spanking, a spanking and then the oral sex'
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# Sounds like my kind of night
*readies paddle*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# *readies canoe*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# *withholds lube*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:37, archived)
# Lube?
Where we're going we don't need lube!

/Back to the Future XIV blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:40, archived)
# I had you down as more of an industrialist:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# "rivethead"
is apparently my genre according to various friends in the clubs.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Do you know Silver AJ?
Mrs Toast was vaguely familiar with her a while ago, before she went all celeb and appreared on Richard and Judy :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# Silver AJ...
rings a bell for some reason.
Where's she from originally?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# I remember when I used to live in Ipswich
It was the home town of Cradle of Filth and they were the laughing stock of the goth scene.

They even entered a battle of the bands at the local goth/alternative pub and came about fifth:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Dani Filth is an arrogant cunt. Met him at Slimes once. Total wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# Yeah he used to go there
Almost twatted the cunt once. Fucking midget!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:38, archived)
# me too
Goth's become far too generic if you ask me
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# How many goths does it take to fill a room?
Four; on in each corner:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# *kills with hammer*
*laughs anyway*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# You're talking to the person
with the Vision Thing album cover tattooed to his arm:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# Hahaha
ohhh you sad bastard :D

*wants a full back tattoo of a biohazard symbol*
*now that's sad*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# oh now you've made me want to listen to that
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# *Takes earphone jack*
*looks at jacksie*

EDIT: Oh I miss read that as 'How are you going to listen to that?'


hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# Agreed.
"Goth" now seems to cover metallers, hippies, jitters, and everyone who wears black.

Or at least it does when people wearing Kappa clothes use it.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# free yourself from classification
*files under numpty*

Woo my Samurai Monkey!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:28, archived)
# *glares*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:30, archived)
# don't then
:(
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# I was glaring
because you filed me under "numpty".
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:34, archived)
# I have him down
as more of a mentalist
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:31, archived)
# That's true too.
And you should know.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:33, archived)
# and it's energy efficient
it'll save the environment too

like anyone cares

*cuts arms off*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# No need for that!
You have a right to bear arms, remember.
And human ones.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I wonder how many arms I could bear at once
and conversely, I wonder what kind of shits in the woods would result from doing it the other way around
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# Woo!
Emo Bulbs.

They would only use them as Butt Plugs. BONUS!

*buys ten*
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Erm
why would Emos use it as a buttplug?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# I do not know.
You tell me.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# You're suggesting I'm Emo?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# from seasame street?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:13, archived)
# You dropped this: 'L'
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Selasame street?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# sleasame street?
i am out of touch...
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:16, archived)
# Lemo?
You're talking nonsense child, go to your room.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Well at least you got the L
in the right word.

*goes to room*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:18, archived)
# *waits 5 minutes*
*follows*
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# Not at all
You are a "Slightly moody gothy bloke from Bristol"
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Well that's true.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# moody
like a girl on teh blob
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# *grrrrs*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:24, archived)
# i don't care if your packing wings
you're getting it anal tonight
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:26, archived)
# Hurrah!
*lubes up*
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:27, archived)
# is it that
they have big butts and they cannot lie?
oh, no. that's cows
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:12, archived)
# Because
they spend so much time up their own arses they have probably rigged up utilities in there?

Erm ... or something?

;)
(I helped save b3ta! Debbilgrrrrl is kinda back, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Yup - Agreed.
(I helped save b3ta! spanishfly is so fucking sexy people impersonate him, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# hahaha 'soul lies weeping'
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# hahaha 'eternal use only'
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# I was hoping that was not a typo
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Love the teenage poetry
(The Venerable Tweed Is still lurking on, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Hahahaha!
Excellent!
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# HA HA HA
Woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:11, archived)
# hahahaha
thats ace
can i order 50 for all the emo's i know and give them as valentine presents but late
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# Add a first line
saying "Doctor When's"

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:17, archived)
# how am i supposed to break this and write 'suffering' on my arm if it's made of rubber?
no-one understands my pain!
(I helped save b3ta! Willwillwritehiswill An arse like a slapped face., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:21, archived)
# you could heat it up and melt it onto your arm
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:22, archived)
# ^This
Oh, the pain!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:25, archived)
# *strop*
No one understand our needs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:23, archived)
# your 'needs' stray a little too far from the norm....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:29, archived)
# Norn never complained:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 12:48, archived)
# *clicks
*sits
*wonders why great stuff like this doesnt make the fp.
*has no answer


11pm. Yay its made the front page!!!!HOOPLA!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 18 Apr 2007, 19:04, archived)
# jesus cunting christ, it took long enough
usually stuff clearly this good gets on within 15 minutes
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 18 Apr 2007, 23:30, archived)