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[challenge entry] Two conspiracies for the price of one????

From the 9/11 Conspiracies challenge. See all 387 entries (closed)

(archstanton The gold is next to me....leave me be, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:57, archived)
# Why am I looking at your moon?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:58, archived)
# Why are you in my shower?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# washing those hard-to-reach places?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# Like a zookeeper washing a heffalump with a broom?
*nicks your wallet with trunk*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# you take care of those moths!
the yhaven't had a decent meal in weeks!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Aw, I love moths.
Just the word- it sounds so apocalyptic and huge.

.....and a great shadow fell over the peoples of the world and lo, a mighty thrum was heard from within the depths of the Earth: He who they call MOTH had arrived...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# And behold
Someone switched a lamp on in East Sussex.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# Right, you're a bloke.
Say it in a big, low important voice.

MOTH

It's such a good name for a big monster thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# MOTHRAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# Hmmmmm
I prefer "Leech".

Or "Vole". Vole works well actually.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:10, archived)
# HOLY SHIT RUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:08, archived)
# *gasp*
'Ning, your nakedness.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Ningaling!
Gah, I hate it when ham makes bread soggy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# Usually a sign
of poor-quality ham. Too much water, y'see.

I advise lettuce betwixt bread and ham.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# There is on one side.
Well, there was. *Smacks lips happily*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:07, archived)
# I just had some noodles
which turned out to have a vast amount of chilli in them.

I anticipate a trip to the bathroom in approximately 1.48 earth hours.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Can we place bets?
I reckon earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:15, archived)
# where's the soap gone..!?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
#
gone

Yes, it does.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# and if i could be, who you wanted
all the time
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:04, archived)
# Angelina Jolie?
You'd need to grow some breasts.
And some lips.
And other stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# will you raid my tomb?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:09, archived)
# Pffft, soap.
I'm a girl, I use potions.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# ooooo!
*mixes*
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# KERBANGO
You owe me a new bathroom.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)
# Woo yay
although the moon lander is clearly made fron a drum kit!

*ROCKS OUT*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# *attempts compicated paradiddle*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *rataplans*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Rataplan!
Rataplan, rataplan plan plan plan, rataplan, rataplan, rataplan!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:03, archived)
# to the tune of the William tell overture


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:05, archived)
# Yo, yo, yo!
Prof Kenny!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:00, archived)
# *cries*
I am not Prof KM
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# oh
no, you're not . . . oh well . . .

I shall wait for the proper one then


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# this is not the Prof you're looking for ;)


(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# badum tsch
(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# arf! took me a while
so they were just relocated?
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Thu 19 Apr 2007, 11:59, archived)
# Have
I told you, you have a fine username? if not, you have :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha!
you WOULD!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:02, archived)
# Your point being?
*does*
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Thu 19 Apr 2007, 12:06, archived)