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[challenge entry] It does rhyme, I assure you...

From the Action Figures Across the Ages challenge. See all 276 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:13, archived)
# where is Ken?
I demand to know!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# Given the research i did for this
i now know they've split up.
(I helped save b3ta! Addyjoe, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:16, archived)
# she is a cheating whore!
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:18, archived)
# she's a modern woman trying to
survive in a world she didn't create!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:20, archived)
# She's a hussy.
Plain and simple. She may deny that it was her in that video with Cindy, but we all know she's just trying to save face.

And her relations with Action Man? Ken was right to leave when he did.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:24, archived)
# i hear he's hit the bottle....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:28, archived)
# PUR-LEASE
Everyone's doing those kinds of movies, and despite your protests, we all know you've seen it many many times and enjoyed it (the lighting and cinematography are exquisite)!

Ken forced her into the arms of all the other men/women/animals/tranformers/deities/other robots ... physical representations of metaphysical concepts and plants with his brutal abuse, loveless relationship and, frankly, dull patter.

And he isn't forthcoming with the child support!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:31, archived)
# and i hear he's hit the bottle....
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:32, archived)
# *sing Gil Scott Heron song*
his old man's got a problem, and it's a bad one...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# Ken is not the one to blame here
She lived such a high maintenance life, he couldn't cope.
Who was paying for the Corvette? The Horse stables? The Barbie Princess Sparkle Castle?

Ken was working 10 hour days to satisfy her demands. He just cracked under the pressure.
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:41, archived)
# He's the one that made her like that
she was such a simple girl when they met, HE'S the one who demanded all the 'plastic' surgery... the unrealistic waistline, the rock hard breats... he's a sicko!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 26 Apr 2007, 10:55, archived)