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[challenge entry] I like the random heads......(Altered)

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(juddermaneth, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:20, archived)
# Forrest loo?
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/browse/random
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# *sigh*
thank you for posting this link :)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# does it work?
i guessed it
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# it does
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# it does
and it's a point well made.

you're like so random.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:25, archived)
# awesome!
like the taj mahal,
not awesome like a cheeseburger
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# now that IS awsome!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# i know
i was like 'whooooaaaaah'
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# I ACTUALLY came
(I helped save b3ta! wefbhweiufhweiu party, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# i had a woman training me on computer a while back who used 'literally' as punctuation
at various points she 'literally died laughing'
was 'literally foaming at the mouth'
and also 'literally fell to pieces'

the stupid cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Literally a stupid cunt?
I couldn't agree with you more. I hate it when people say literally when they mean something entirely different like virtually or figuratively or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:36, archived)
# i kept a tally sheet after the first day
she would say it more than 20 times per morning
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
# Bloody hell.
That would do my nut in. I'm surprised you didn't literally explode.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:38, archived)
# heh
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:41, archived)
# duuuude....
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# ran·dom
–adjective
1. proceeding, made, or occurring without definite aim, reason, or pattern: the random selection of numbers.

I'd argue that follows no definite aim, reason or pattern. Not that I disagree on the whole; my Cambridge dictionary has no such loophole.
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# tom hanks (or forrest gump) is there for the purposes of rhyming slang
it was done deliberately with a definite aim, reason, or pattern
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
#
Point taken. Sorry, I just woke up with a headache the size of the Taj Mahal and didn't realise that was a compo.
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:35, archived)
# humans are incapable of doing anything completely random
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:33, archived)
# Not even the Dice Man?
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:37, archived)
#
Then ultimately you'll have to accept the use of the word as a synonym for "unexpected" or argue that nothing is ever actually random, as I'm sure you could use the same logic to argue that not even atoms decaying are random (just not yet fully understood)?

Actually, to be honest, I don't care, I've just got a rotten headache and thought I saw some inaccurate pedantry. *refluffs and relurks*
*ninja'd*
(I helped save b3ta! Legionary - My god, Brian, there's a message in my alphabets, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:39, archived)
# haha I know i'm only messin :)
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:46, archived)
# haha!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:21, archived)
# tom hanks = poo?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# Forrest Gump = Dump
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:24, archived)
# hehe
yes, thank you.

and for your next feat of obvious-stating?

:D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# Well nobody else seemed to get it :)
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# ivesb might have
but he may just be high on homemade class As
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:29, archived)
# A strong possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# wheeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
i can see all the germs!!!!
argh getemoff!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:31, archived)
# *sneezes*
Have some more!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# AAARGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:34, archived)
# Correct
:)
(juddermaneth, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:32, archived)
# Armitage Shanks?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:22, archived)
# ^this ftw
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:23, archived)
# that looks
like it's in a toilet shop
(I helped save b3ta! the.jokl @jonksson, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:27, archived)
# i concur
either that or a really terrible theme-pub
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:28, archived)
# There's a club in Shoreditch in an Underground Toilet...
It is very Thin and thinks it is trendy..
It also lies frequently about who is playing there...
A Truly Barley Experience
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:30, archived)
# Ewwww...
That Edit makes it Manky-Nasty...
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 9 May 2007, 13:31, archived)