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# Are you a laydee type?
Are you teh sexeh?!

EDIT:

From: riverghost
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Your website is disgusting. You people are nauseating. You want to come over as the big-joker with names like 'Ginger Fuhrer' and jokes about Serial Killers, bodily functions, perversions, but really you're are all very sad men. Your childish sick jokes may fool some but not me. You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination with EVIL because you are all SECRETLY EVIL, yet seek catharsis for this evil by joking about it in front of your friends. Obviously you also only have internet friends. I expect people as twisted as you are few and far between and don't like leaving your parents house. So you have to use the internet.

To sum up - Thanks for a great website. My children and I use it all the time.
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# i can be for you
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:42, archived)
# Cool
give us a call when you get the op.

EDIT: Sorry but I see a flaw here.

Anyone one else secretly evil? I'm quite blatant about it!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:44, archived)
# im getting the op as we speak
yay got local anesthetic
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:49, archived)
# Local?
YOu lucky bastard. i had to go to a hospital miles away!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:50, archived)
# hospital?
its all going on in your basement
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Are you crazy?
Have you seen my prices?!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:56, archived)
# I'm secretly not evil
when i'm not openly raping baby rabbits or pushing old ladies off of fly-overs, or ripping the last pages out of books a la Peter Cook, I actually bake cakes and sniff flowers and cure palsied childrens with my mind :)
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:52, archived)
# Well I leave porn in hedges
For teh youngun's to find in the park!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 21:57, archived)
# I leave hedges in porn shops
and also farm machinery

that'll show those bastards!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:01, archived)
# you perv!
You give a bad name to all us serial masturbaters!
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:06, archived)
# the pleasure obtained from wanking a box of crunchy nuts
is immeasurable

oh.. serial

the pleasure obtained from wanking an rs232 port is immeasurable

:D
(, Thu 17 May 2007, 22:08, archived)