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[challenge entry] right place? wrong place? i`m new so i dont really know!
1st post excuse my crapness but I bring you...


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(icanbelieveitsnotbutter, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:35, archived)
# The welcoming committee of b3ta ...welcomes you
rudimentary understanding of html is kinda needed

*edit* now i am red-xing

*edit* yays. tis good.. now correct the file size ans you may collect a woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:36, archived)
# It is a sad world
that doesn't teach kids simple markup languages at school any more. :(
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *sigh
html and php should be compulsory for under 5's
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# naaaah,
Wait until they're 7 for the PHP.
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# teach them brainfuck
and only that

that'll show 'em

bastards!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# +>>>>...
?

I hate BF. As I hate all programming languages and you.

/Shakespeare blog
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# yay!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# I have trouble with
Perl and sh fer gossake. How on earth can I get my head around BF?
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# I'd recommend some advanced chemical technology
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# Been there,
Done that.

(You are referring to drugs, aren't you? Just checking...)
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:50, archived)
# should be 'thee'
/english student blog
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:47, archived)
# 1000000000th quarto edition
innit?

edit/ You may know more Shakey but I beat your nerd score. :p
(Woodgie is back, but for how long?, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# yes
10 REM read the FAQ
20 GOTO 10
30 RUN*
40 NEW**


*just in case
** teh s3cr3t h1dd3n c0dez0rs
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# this program does nothing for me!
*bursts into flames*

:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# icanbelieveitsaredex
Edit: pffft! Welcome to B3ta...
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Tue 22 May 2007, 10:37, archived)
# ooh, nearly
try using the pointy brackets instead...
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

edit: oh, well done. welcome.
(niceandwarmandhot vive la résistance, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# People will possibly be rude
because you cocked up the coding to show the pic, I'd go check the FAQ for how to do it right if I was you.

Don't delete the thread though, just edit it when you know how to correct the mistake : )

Had a look at the pic and it's not bad at all, welcome, shop a kitten etc etc

edit: that's better!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# ^Everything he just said
Including the fact the pic is quite good :-)

EDIT: Ah, but now it's on the board, could you make it smaller please?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# 'ning Mrs T
How's you today? : )

edit:what Mrs T said about the filesize, and fast or they'll maul you!
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:41, archived)
# I'm good, how's you?
Oh fabulously named one!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:45, archived)
# Spiffing, oh garden fencing type stuff named one
munching some cereal and supping a cup of tea, whilst looking at b3ta and playing FFXII : )
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:48, archived)
# you bring....
hamtouching?
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
#
oh, and less biggar, thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# <img.....>
not [img.....]
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:38, archived)
# *blushes* whoops......
(I helped save b3ta! Rubymurray is disdainful of your hateful, ill-formed opinions, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# *fwaps into oblivion*
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:49, archived)
# lollercoaster
edit: noooooo, optimise it before putting it on the board, otherwise link it like you had done
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:39, archived)
# welcome to b3ta
ignore everyone else, you did well

it's a good image and you made it a link cos it's too big for the board

*standing ovation*

edit: ah, cocks, you've loaded it :(

welcome to b3ta, you'll never leave :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:40, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# has anyone ever left?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# John Peel
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:42, archived)
# no
they have their heels sliced open, "Hostel"* style.

*Rather fucking gruesome film.
(I helped save b3ta! Tesco Quality 60.825659, -0.788337, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:43, archived)
# They've tried........
.....they've tried
Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket
(I helped save b3ta! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:44, archived)
# brown cow
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Tue 22 May 2007, 10:45, archived)