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# ARE YOU OUT OF ME?
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)
# I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF YOU, BUT YOU NEVER SOLD.
YOU ARE LIKE THE JERK OF THE JERK STORE, BECAUSE I LOSE SO MUCH MONEY.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:04, archived)
# WHO WOULD SHOP AT THE JERK STORE?
PROBABLY A REAL JERK.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)
# OR MAYBE SOMEONE THAT NEEDED A JERK.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a song with the word jerk in it
all I can think of is jerk it out and I can't work a real joke around that.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
#
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)
# BALLAD OF A JERK?
THIS SOUND LIKE YOUR THEME SONG, JERK.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:27, archived)
# NO, THIS IS MY THEME SONG:
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)
# MY THEME SONG:
sensitiveartist.mp3
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# well it's your own damn fault for buying so much of me.
you big gayer.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:08, archived)
# hey figured a real jerk like you would sell like hotcakes
or jerkcakes, as it were.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:09, archived)
# he was too much of a jerk to realize i'm not enough of a jerk to sell like jerkcakes.
and you're so much of a jerk you didn't even tell him.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:11, archived)
# holy shit, what a jerk.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)
# wait I just thought of a great joke
what do you call gronkpan drinking a pop?

A SODA JERK.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)
# JERK CHICKEN, JERK FISH.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
# JERK STORE:
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)
# .,
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)
# i thought it was funnier to not put anything after it.
(, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)