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[challenge entry] ginger lama


From the If the World was Ginger challenge. See all 311 entries (closed)

(marrukah, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:47, archived)
# ME AND MY LLAMA ARE GOING TO THE DENTIST TODAY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:52, archived)
# JERK STORE SALES REVUE:
ALL TIME BEST SELLER:
GRONKPAN

LOW STOCK ON:
MARRUKA
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:54, archived)
# I AM THE JERK STORE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)
# ARE YOU OUT OF ME?
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:02, archived)
# I BOUGHT A BUNCH OF YOU, BUT YOU NEVER SOLD.
YOU ARE LIKE THE JERK OF THE JERK STORE, BECAUSE I LOSE SO MUCH MONEY.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:04, archived)
# WHO WOULD SHOP AT THE JERK STORE?
PROBABLY A REAL JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)
# OR MAYBE SOMEONE THAT NEEDED A JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:20, archived)
# I'm trying to think of a song with the word jerk in it
all I can think of is jerk it out and I can't work a real joke around that.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
#
www.newyorknighttrain.com/zine/issues/4/media/whitehassle/balladofrrjerk.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)
# BALLAD OF A JERK?
THIS SOUND LIKE YOUR THEME SONG, JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:27, archived)
# NO, THIS IS MY THEME SONG:
c2h5oh.free.fr/mp3/Thierry%20Hazard%20-%20Le%20Jerk.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)
# MY THEME SONG:
sensitiveartist.mp3
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# well it's your own damn fault for buying so much of me.
you big gayer.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:08, archived)
# hey figured a real jerk like you would sell like hotcakes
or jerkcakes, as it were.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:09, archived)
# he was too much of a jerk to realize i'm not enough of a jerk to sell like jerkcakes.
and you're so much of a jerk you didn't even tell him.
(USER No: 21515...FUCK YOU TO FUCK YOU FU see profile for limited time offer., Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:11, archived)
# holy shit, what a jerk.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)
# wait I just thought of a great joke
what do you call gronkpan drinking a pop?

A SODA JERK.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)
# JERK CHICKEN, JERK FISH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:21, archived)
# JERK STORE:
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:24, archived)
# .,
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)
# i thought it was funnier to not put anything after it.
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:37, archived)
# Kittyama
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 7:58, archived)
# Is that
shopped?
(jimono equal parts lack & fail, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:01, archived)
# Seams
like it, and then again, seams don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:03, archived)
# this kitten is surprisingly uncute
but I would cuddle with him anyway :)
(marrukah, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:05, archived)
# Purrrrrrrrrr
fect . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:13, archived)
# Dalillama?
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:23, archived)
# That is
quite the s t r e t c h . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:30, archived)
# Could have done it in more than one segment, but meh.
Quick and dirty style is fine for a woo.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 8:35, archived)
# Hahahaha
have a deli llama
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:05, archived)
# I will
have two to go . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:13, archived)
# WOAH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:25, archived)
# That's hot!
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 10 Jun 2007, 9:33, archived)