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# Can I have a 1.5/10 review?
mic not plugged in, lights out of sequence, had more fun in the queue type review
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 9:58, archived)
# Keyboard Weasel - Dagenham Chav Exchange 14/06/07
Oh dear Christ. I have to wonder what I've done to offend the editor, as I arrive at the Chav Exchange feeling woefully out of place, and dreading what is about to unfold.

Yes, it's Keyboard Weasel's tour of London Suburbs, and with a faux inner city accent remniscent of Jamie T or Kate Nash, soon the 'street' stylings of KW are in 'full effect'. recent single "Studmuffin Got Me Dole Chex" grinds through, making me wish that my ears were fictitious. Things only get worse however, as we're treated to a display of KW's arse crack on "Kiss Dem Batty An' Lyk It."

The one redeeming feature is that it's a short set, a saving grace that earns this one:

1.5/10
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:03, archived)
# Hahaha
nice one
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# hahaha!!!
lolled!!
now everyones looking at me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# *unlurks*
Fucking hell - do you do this seriously - it's comedy genious!


*rehides quickly before Uncle Thor sees*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:05, archived)
# why can't you let thor catch you?
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:07, archived)
# i've got my bumming trousers on today.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:33, archived)
# don't do all that work you need to do
play and frollic around b3ta meadows...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:17, archived)
# *runs in*
where is he

*looks around*

grr....

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:25, archived)
# hahahahaha
*throws bottle of piss at KW in Glastonbury*
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:08, archived)
# Hahaha
fab.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:11, archived)
# arf! :)
I thought "Studmuffin Got Me Dole Chex" was the highlight of the show
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:15, archived)
# *Does obscure hand symbol gesture*
Werd
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
very woosome ...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Thu 14 Jun 2007, 10:19, archived)