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[challenge entry] This compo needs more terror and mayhem!


No, it's not just TOAP, because there is implied irony in such a scenerio.
(Both religions base their creation 'theories' on almost identical texts, but they hardly ever seem to get along).
That should lift it one notch above crappy TOAP, according to the faq extended edition, page 514, paragraph 6 of the chapter 244 100 things you've always wanted to know about TOAP but were afraid to ask


From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:04, archived)
# YOU CUT THE FUCKING EGG ON THE POINTY SIDE.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# I don't agree with all this TOAP bollocks
who cares if it's text on a picture if it's funny? Quite a few of Lenningrad's FP's have been 'TOAP' and everybody loved them.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# ^thus
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# I like TOAPS
purely for the sound of the word
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# almost as good as TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# yeah
dripping buttery TOATS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# hot TOATS with the butter dripping off, drip drip drip
and dribbling down your chin

and onto the hairy moobs beneath

O_O

*runs off screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# *licks off*
(Jazz Bloke Music has charms to soothe the savage breast, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:19, archived)
# well
that's all the sex right there
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# What colour gel should I get to colour the tips of my mohawk on Saturday night?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Green.
Black and green are the best things in the world together.

If not green then silver.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# I was debating silver
but I'm worried it'll flake and result in me being a goth christmas tree.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Ding dong not very merrily on high?
;-)

Silver'd look good- those stargazer gels should be ok. I do like green on you though, it suits you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# Ta.
I dyed my hair back to black again last night so I'm all boring and gothy again. Dinny's not too happy.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:13, archived)
# Naughty boy!
Not doing as bosslady tells you.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# I have to stand up for myself sometimes.
I personally like it black as it tends to make me look thinner...
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:17, archived)
# *tuts*
Tut and sigh, my dear wi. but it's up to you, it's your hair.

Black's good on you, don't get me wrong!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Red / Green
Always one of the two.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# I may well go for green.
I shall see what they have and what money allows.

Not hot pink then?
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# Hot pink is a tad 'cyber-goth'
Needs to be accompanied by little bits of hot pink string attached to your clothes...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)
# No pink.
I don't even think you could pull it off ironically.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:20, archived)
# Irony is for shouty-disco loving fucktards from Shoreditch anyway...
I much prefer big scary goths...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:22, archived)
# He am that.
I used to be more.... well, I used to take a lot longer to get ready.

I'm so tempted to get back into it though- be all corsets and big boots again.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# I love goths...
Sadly I met Mrs Broom after her goth days and only have pictures to show me what I could have had...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:29, archived)
# i don't mind funny and clever
i just don't like it if i don't find it it amusing or if it's bandwagoning.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# This^
Legalise TOAP!
Put a stop to bandwagons!
*protests*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:10, archived)
# We had a mini toap bandwagon last night
it was quite amusing
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:12, archived)
# i think your right
after all it is just a message board.
(hamchicken&peas, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I like them too
There are no borders to tedius wankery comedy
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# I agree.
It's not like a headswap is a work of fucking art or something.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan https://twitter.com/VomitingLarry, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:11, archived)
# that plant on the right survived though
what does that say about evolution?*




* no, I don't know either
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# bombproof toapiary?
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Needs more Quo.
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# TOO LATE!
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:06, archived)
# DONKEY! WOOFBARK!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:07, archived)
# Hahahahaha
(Pachey, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:09, archived)
# Arf! Bunneh...
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:24, archived)
# whoa!
*backs away slowly*
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:25, archived)
# Panic not.
She's dead. True story.

*blub*
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:28, archived)
# TOO....MANY....FUCKING....WORDS!
And donate while you're at it
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:08, archived)
# Donate?
Do you know how expensive that extended faq was?

(Carbon-based Life Form Wake up, Cthulhu!, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:16, archived)
# ~_~
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 15 Jun 2007, 15:18, archived)