quickgrab some aspirin and force them into her mouth as she sleeps.
It will be sure to wake her asking 'what are you doing now, you daft cnut?'
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say 'GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?'
(It will be sure to wake her asking 'what are you doing now, you daft cnut?'
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say 'GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?'
Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50,
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As an alternativeGet some of those new condoms with the anesthetic coating. Put it on inside out and you won't even have to wake her!
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Muns,
Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52,
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