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(londoner, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:20, archived)

That joke is by far too clever.

Needs more crudely drawn penises. :)

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Muns, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:29, archived)

especially crudely drawn shriveled ones.

for the hermaphrodites and trannies.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:34, archived)

I feel sorry for minges.

They just don't receive the crude artistic attention they deserve.

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Muns, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:36, archived)

well.....

*fires up graphics tablet*

maybe thats a good thing..

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:40, archived)

excuse me sir but

your horse has slipped his collar.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:42, archived)

reminds me of an ant's head, viewed side on

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Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

what is

that thing at the top?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

Don't concern yourself with it.

I'm reliably informed "you'll never find the fucker anyway" ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:45, archived)

certainly not tonight

she's sound asleep on the sofa

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:46, archived)

quick

grab some aspirin and force them into her mouth as she sleeps.
It will be sure to wake her asking "what are you doing now, you daft cnut?"
You'll tell her truthfully that you are giving her some aspirin and when she replies that she does not have a headache you can say "GREAT, ANY CHANCE OF A FUCK THEN?"

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:50, archived)

As an alternative

Get some of those new condoms with the anesthetic coating. Put it on inside out and you won't even have to wake her!

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Muns, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)

top tips

indeed.

to be honest, I'm glad of the rest.

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:54, archived)

not crude enough.

(Cold Fished looks like Zack Braff, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:43, archived)

wot?

3 pubes = check
magenta = check
confused the under 18's = check

how crude does it have to be?

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:49, archived)

needs more drama.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:52, archived)

That's why I love women who have no teeth

It makes their mouth feel more like a fanny.

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Muns, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

haha

that's madness, madness I say. And ruby red so surprisingly erotic.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

100% classy.

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:55, archived)

that is

all of the drama

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)

a girly?

on teh internets?

that uses photoshop?

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:58, archived)

haha

pull your neck in lech!

( He was excellent in 'Venus', I recommend it to all )

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:59, archived)

lech?

bloody kids.....

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:01, archived)

letch

let the letch have his name.

you are welcome.

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:05, archived)

hehe, lech

from the word lecher of course.

And I'll give you the kids comment given that you are one of the very few actually older than me these days ;)

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:10, archived)

Noun 1. lecher - man with strong sexual desires
lech, letch, satyr
degenerate, deviant, deviate, pervert - a person whose behavior deviates from what is acceptable especially in sexual behavior

ah well... you see, to be honest i am not the above.

a simple plain shag will do me. therefore, I am not a "lech"

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:22, archived)

Hello b3ta <3

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:08, archived)

photoshop?

gimp ftw...

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:09, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft.

PS !

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:11, archived)

ok ok

point well made. I concede

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)

now now.

lets not be softwareist. Just play the field and use every thing you can get your fucking mitts on.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)

impressive

all bought and paid for?

(badchili zubzubzubzubzub, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:20, archived)

yes

fully paid for, updated and supported. That CS3 design Premium cost me 724 bastard pounds and I only use the illustrator as I prefer all the CS2 stuff ( old fashioned )
That's not even a tench of my apps collection, it's just what I like to have handy on the desktop.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:23, archived)

tench?

something fishy there...

:-)

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TBL I posted this on, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:28, archived)

haha. I'm too

"don't give a fuck" to change typos.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:29, archived)

marry me

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northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:12, archived)

I may be the prettyest thing on b3ta. but no. Have a vector lady instead. x

(princessofadobe lover of photatowaffley., Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:16, archived)

sorry love.

I'm pretty sure you must be talking about me. My ginger hair and old man fat makes me kinda irresistable.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 2:27, archived)

mother

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Ysol ab abl blap, Sat 16 Jun 2007, 1:53, archived)