Missing frount page from bible
From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
From the Creationism challenge. See all 279 entries (closed)
( , Mon 18 Jun 2007, 11:58, archived)
older innit
bindun, by jesus
in space
on his space ship, 6000 years ago, while daddy created the earth
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01,
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in space
on his space ship, 6000 years ago, while daddy created the earth
can i have one?
ive done nowt yet today (not including coffee drinking and smoking)
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03,
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you can do my work if you want
you have until 2pm to write the prototype workflow system that I told my boss I spent all day Friday writing,
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:07,
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oh I have plenty to do
I'm just too lazy to do it.. so yeah.. if you wanna put your work on top of my pile of work marked "Not getting done in the near future"... feel free :)
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08,
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*files accordingly*
have fun ya little whipper-snapper
*picks arse*
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:14,
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have fun ya little whipper-snapper
*picks arse*
I've got a bit of grouting needs doing by the sink if you're interested
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03,
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is that a euphamism for wanking in front of the bathroom mirror?
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:06,
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hahahah
that truly made me snort, then try to supress my smiling, resulting in my looking like a total spaz and my boss wondering why I am looking like this..
lesson to be learned... don't fight laughter.. you look like a spaz
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08,
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lesson to be learned... don't fight laughter.. you look like a spaz
see - if you were working
that wouldn't happen!
Edit: have you become an unlurker?
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:08,
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Edit: have you become an unlurker?
i blame b3ta
how do you think I will do if I sue b3ta for my eventually getting into bother at work due to the addictive nature of the messageboards?
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:09,
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hmmm
you need a hotshot litigation lawyer
just advertise for one here
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:11,
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just advertise for one here
!*WANTED*!
Hotshot titilation Lawyer needed for teh suing of b3ta due to them making me a lazy bastard and forcing me to browse messageboards instead of doing work!
Apply within
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15,
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Apply within
look.. I don't want you to give me all taht hocus pocus!
just get me the cash!
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:21,
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if its just cash you want
there are far easier* ways to get that on B3ta
*more shameful
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:27,
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*more shameful
i have no shame
I'm a whore and I accept that
and yes, today i decided to come out of the lurk closet and make more than 1 post per year.. happy comeoutofthelurkclosetandpostlikemad day to me!
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:36,
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and yes, today i decided to come out of the lurk closet and make more than 1 post per year.. happy comeoutofthelurkclosetandpostlikemad day to me!
Do some work like I have been doing for the past 3 hours
And don't spent ages researching your perfect guitar, listening to the mp3s on the ESP website, and then not being happy with your random itunes track and keep clicking next.
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:03,
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hahah this ^
I've now got 4 hours to do 2 days' work in, cos I have been faffing all morning
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:05,
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I have fifteen minutes to do a morning's work
Which I've already done once, but am now going to have to redo because the computer crashed. Again.
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:11,
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Oh sure, I think that NOW
Luckily, the most time consuming bit does save as it goes along, so it's not a total loss. I've just got to redo the spreadsheet that went with it
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:14,
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Random numbers FTW!
just do some conditional formatting and chuck in a useless chart and I bet nobody will notice
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:15,
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Not that simple sadly
I'm matching up two different databases (or attempting to, as most of what's on them is bollocks), the spreadsheet is showing what's 'live' and what's 'dead'
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:20,
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OK OK!
but its nearly lunchtime! and I have a curryspud on the way
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:13,
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aaahhhh now i don't have to see the image...
"dedicated to my darling.... etc."
"all names and characters in this book are fictitious... etc"
oui?
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01,
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"all names and characters in this book are fictitious... etc"
oui?
older I think
but before red dwarf, anyone who made that joke was burned as a heretic blaspheming crazy... so red dwarf get the winners badge
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:02,
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needs more
", or resurrected after 3 days of deadness"
and more teastains :)
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Mon 18 Jun 2007, 12:01,
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and more teastains :)