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[challenge entry] Killer Strawberry!
IT BITES BACK!


I didn't nick this from Terry Pratchett. Honest!.....
(A cushion I have and some random bits o' paper)

From the Scissors and Glue challenge. See all 243 entries (closed)

(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
#
www.dictionary.com/browse/random
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:35, archived)
# He's off!



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# i was left out last night
when i should have been put in the fridge
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# I hate that!
I get up last,sometimes I want cereal,but whoever has got up before me has left the milk out,I can't stand warm milk!So I have to have a bacon sarnie!And the y wonder why I am so fat!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:43, archived)
# OMG HOW RANDOM
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:37, archived)
# LOL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# Okay, okay! Fine!
Some carefully chosen, precisely cut (with red-handled scissors) bits of A4 blank white paper. From Woollies.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:39, archived)
# see?
wasn't so hard now, was it?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# Nope
Not that I should really take lexical or grammatical style advice from someone who can't use capital letters, anyway...
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# i'm with e.e. cummings :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# You know he hated that, right?
It was his silly publishing-types. A typo that was forced to stick, they thought it was ace.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:46, archived)
# tbh
i'm not at all familiar with him or his stuff

only that there aren't any caps in his name (for whatever reason)
i just can't be arsed with caps
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:50, archived)
# Meh, he's not all that
No progression of style. Or so I'm told :P

So, not being arsed with caps works but not being arsed to be scrupulous with my vocab doesn't? :)



Fair game.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:54, archived)
# i'm an incredibly tedious person
and not being able to make pictures at work makes me grumpy :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:56, archived)
# I know the feeling
I've been stuck in Japan for the last three months with only my crappy clown-car, 4-year-old, second-hand laptop that can run about two things at once before shuddering and dying. And it refuses point blank to be capable of running The Gimp.
Hence all my pictures being of the somewhat Hummus-Light (Guaranteed! No Calories, No Fat!) variety...
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 12:10, archived)
# that's the badger - couldn't recall his name
ta :)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:48, archived)
# Pedant!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:40, archived)
# "occurring without definite reason"
covers it I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:42, archived)
# there is a definite reason for those bits of paper though
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:44, archived)
# but was there originally?
(s)he may be the kind to have lots of printings of orifices and organs lying about his/her house...
(I helped save b3ta! TechImp is trying to be nice (with great difficulty)., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:47, archived)
# but why?
a habit? a collection? for comfort?

all reasons
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# Actually
It's a bizarre fetish.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:55, archived)
# Ruddy Creationists
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:51, archived)
# bindun?
sure iv seen something very similar before
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:36, archived)
# Probably
I think fruit with teeth is quite a thing. Killer Tomatoes, Vampiric Matermelons, etc.

Ah well.
(The Lemur Loves The Moon onen hag oll, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:41, archived)
# yay :)

*cheery tomato appears curtesy of Mongychops plc
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Mon 9 Jul 2007, 11:38, archived)